[transfemininomenon]

[lakevida]

"op im shaking what the fuck does this mean" type comments are on the rise again because the particle beams stopped emanating from the marvelous contraption i built in my garage

[lakevida]

OF COURSE i'm trying to fix it but there's like a thing stuck in the wires all twitching around and it looks gross i don't want to put my hand in there

[lolwtfmemes]

[ifuckeverthingup]

[josie69am]

Rip to the queen but I can't stop having a fat ass

[banans13]

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

[etherea1ity]

@freezingfaerie 's archive

[detectivehole]

you can unfollow me but you can’t un-read my posts so really i’m the winner here

[detectivehole]

our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me

[repent-zoomer]

[kaijuno]

This just happened

[riverenodian]

[unclefather]

[gardenoffish]

I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

[gardenoffish]

Batman being forced to solve a case with Harley Quinn : You’re my punishment for dropping out of med school

Harley Quinn making the connection between this edgy goth man bat and the edgy goth med student who she suffered all nighters with:

[gardenoffish]

It’s even funnier the thought of them becoming unlikely friends again and teaming up for missions.

Super man: why is a convicted criminal just sitting in your living room?

Harley, sipping her tea: I was actually invited you jealous whore

[hardtochews]

bruce: ...it’s movie night. or at least it was going to be until your uncle zod decided to bring down the wrath of krypton, clark. get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

[gardenoffish]

Harley: hey Brucie!

The rest of justice league that are only allowed to refer to him as Batman:

[goweninsane]

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

[goweninsane]

like this

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

[liquid-geodes]

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

[goweninsane]

Say no more

[liquid-geodes]

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

[cacoughphany]

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

[liquid-geodes]

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

[cacoughphany]

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

[helloitsbees]

[partymembersonly]

[anovelimagination-deactivated20]

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

[surprisebitch]

reblogging on october 11

[nikeypapi]

[a-wanderluster]

Imagine

[ruby-white-rabbit]

"I may not be a fan of tattoos, but I am a fan of my daughter"

-my dad, upon me asking him to come with me to get my tattoo since it'll be downtown and after dark.

[batneko]