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[barkingupthelittlewood]

something something they're gonna retire together to a cabin on a lake. whatever.

[boxofnothing]

five years ago i watched hardcore hermits and it altered my brain chemistry i think

[pigrank]

I feel sufh affection for zedaph. I feel like in another universe i was an elderly widow who was his neighbour and he was a little boy in suspenders and i would sneak him coins to go to the sweet shoppe to buy treats… im charmed by his endless wonder

[alienjoyer]

bdubs yippee send tweet

[transcript: the autism tbh creature meme, with the usual yippee swapped out for bdubs saying yippee]

[amalkova]

An honor of the highest order

[boxofnothing]

no you dont understand. if i dont hit my zit quota in i Will Explode

[remderance]

happy xb monday!

ehehee big tail...big...

[vicprobably]

seems like the kinda conversation they'd have with each other after seeing Tango's new look

[transmcytshowdown]

ROUND 1, PART 22

GoodTimesWithScar

Hypnotizd

Voting ended onJan 10

GoodTimesWithScar:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft, New Life SMP, Pirates SMP, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life, Past Life

Headcanons: Trans man, he/him/any

Propanganda: “He’s shirtless all the time because he paid 10k for the privilege.”

“The thing about GoodTimesWithScar is that he is so, so trans-coded no matter what direction your headcanons go in. He is the biggest trans guy out there, he shows off his top surgery scars at all times, but also she's a beautiful trans woman stealing every dress she can find and being absolutely gorgeous in them (tits out also). They can also be so gender con-conforming nonbinary gender fuckery vex shapeshifting that their androgyny can literally kill people. There is a reason the profile picture for the showdown is Scar on a trans flag and there is a reason I coincidently made almost the exact same image (scar on a trans flag) a year before the first showdown as a meme and a cover image for my playlist. Scar invented trans people.”

Hypnotizd:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft

Headcanons: Transmasc, he/they

[catweedeater]

Vampire tango and human zedaph…

[twobeesinatrenchcoat]

Bdubs is like if Bob Ross was constantly yelling at his brushes

[simplydm]

I like to think that the hermits realize that a new decked out is coming not because of the big ass building or tango vanishing into a hole for months at a time, but because he dyes his hair white

[simplydm]

The hermits sees tango in the hair dye isle at HermitMart (idk) choosing between silver and white and all start getting really excited

[hermit-sound-compendium]

Zed might have just made the funniest gag I’ve ever seen in a hermitcraft video in his latest episode. I CANNOT get over this

Zed: Before we can even get on with this zedvancement more, we need an elytra. So I think it’s time that we go End raiding.

(Cut to Zed in an End ship)

Zed: Finally I’ve found some! Ough, thank goodness for that. Come here you.

(He turns around to reveal Tango standing in the overworld; the ship was just a facade)

Zed: Cheers for the wings, Tango.

Tango: Yeah

[minecraft-thistle]

Is this anything?

[solarcxke]

i was howling laughing at this

[megabuild]

kinda a follow up from my earlier post but i think a very key bdubs trait is that he will believe in just about anything if he cares enough and when i say believe i mean commit so wholly that he will sacrifice his firstborn for it. so i do think it's funny to imagine him as a pinterest type girlie who is REALLY into astrology and knows everyones moon and rising signs and collects healing crystals and is generally insane. i think he would line up that one time he went missing in the jungle with his star chart and be like ohhh cuz venus was in retrograde i went crazy LOL that explains so much and nobody is willing to challenge him on it because its not worth the effort

[megabuild]

xisuma keeps blocking the imports on his rose quartz healing gemstone packages because he feels like bdubs is two steps away from becoming part of a pyramid scheme but scar just starts filling the hole in the market with like painted rocks he found outside his base like bdubs these are SUPER healing crystals not the type youd get anywhere else. its going to fix your relationship. its going to blast your penis off. and bdubs absolutely does not believe him but he has all these diamonds set aside in the Healing Crystal part of his budgeting spreadsheet so he says absolutely your shittiness and buys them anyway. scar blows all the diamonds on an actual pyramid scheme that grian set up. when bdubs shows the fake rocks to cleo she encourages it because she thinks it's funny. etho also thinks it's real because bdubs says so and he doesn't care enough to form his own opinion but instead of keeping all the rocks bdubs gifts him he hides in the shopping district and throws them at passerbys. nobody is happy about any of this

[allthoughtsheadfull]

Well Grian is probably happy, but no one else is.

[megabuild]

i don't believe he's capable of human emotion

[unusedcactus]

summoning circle