Take an Educated Guess

[insert clever quote here] | adult | she/her but I’m not picky

[egberts]

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Do you like this song? #853

Yes I like it, I already know it

Yes I like it, first time listening

No I don't like it, I already know it

No I don't like it, first time listening

Voting ended onJul 12

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

[jaykuro51]

In light of recent events in the fandom...

"Rocky always direct. Metaphor is important. Now Rocky learns."

Twi | Bluesky

[cacneaaa]

chuck that man into the contraption

[crimby]

[crimby]

you know what’s weird? a few of the notes i get on this drawing are people being negative and saying they would never want to look like this

but the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of people reblogging this are overwhelmingly positive. they are excited to see a beautiful visual representation of their own body type, romanticized and loved as all body types should be. so fuck everyone putting negative notes on this. 

these bellies are beautiful.

[ignescent]

I still remember the time I modeled as a fat women for an art class, everyone came up after and thanked me, because the vast majority of nude models are people who are thin.

[weedp4nties]

Please do not shut up about trans women's blogs being terminated disproportionately. You have to care more about speaking out against this. You have to care more about the girls that have been termed to oblivion. You have to care more about the girls that haven't come back. You have to care more about trans women.

Don't let them get away with it!

[absentlyabbie]

hey. hey, you, us american adult who has to file taxes.

that shit has to be done by wednesday. it's almost april 15.

do not panic, you got this. this is just to help make sure you got this by wednesday. wednesday, april 15. you got this.

also google your state + "state return free file" and the state's tax dept website probably has a list of services that will e-file your federal AND state returns for free if you meet the income restrictions.

(you probably do.)

fuck turbotax. there are better, still easy options not trying to nickle and dime your broke ass for this nonsense out there, and you can probably use a few of them to file fed AND state for free.

by wednesday.

wednesday, april 15. 2026.

you got this.

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[ginalinettiofficial]

so i just went as far back as possible in my ao3 history (and damn yall tbt a time before ao3. what a bleak world that was when we had to either go digging for forums of specific fandoms or use fanfiction dot net my most beloathed!!! we are so blessed. thank you ao3)

and apparently i have read or visited something like 11,600 individual fics since i got on ao3!!! which both feels very big and very small.

i got this number by going to history, scrolling to the bottom, seeing how many pages of history i have, and multiplying that number by twenty (cuz ao3 lists 20 results per page). 580 pages of results = ~11,600 individual fics. (ao3 sorts rereads of the same fic as one result, and also counts deleted fics in results!!!)

which made me so curious:

approximately how many fics have you read/visited on ao3, based on your ao3 history (# of pages of results on your ‘history’ page x 20)???

0 - 100

101 - 500

501 - 1,000

1,001 - 3,000

3,001 - 6,000

6,001 - 10,000

10,001 - 15,000

15,001 - 20,000

20,001 - 25,000

25,001 - 30,000

30,001 +

i do not have an ao3 account :-(

Voting ended onMar 16

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You been playing video games to much and you get sucked into your last played video game ,are you screwed

You've been playing video games too much and you got sucked into your last played video game ,are you screwed?

yes

no

dead

not really I think?

meheheheh>:)

results

Voting ended onMar 14

[ao3org]

Errors Accessing AO3

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Refer to our status page for more information.

Posted: 19:38 UTC 01 March, 2026

[ao3org]

AO3 is currently down. We do not have an estimated return time currently. We're looking into it with one of our third-party support providers and will update when we have more information. Thank you for your patience!

Refer to our status page for more information.

Posted: 20:35 UTC 01 March, 2026

[ao3org]

We've identified the problem and are working on a fix. We expect to remain down for several more hours. We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience!

Refer to our status page for more information.

Posted: 22:56 UTC 01 March, 2026

[ao3org]

AO3 is back up! We appreciate your patience. We've got our protections against bot traffic turned up a bit higher than usual, so some users may experience problems if they're using a VPN or similar tools.

Refer to our status page for more information.

Posted: 00:44 UTC 02 March, 2026

[baddywronglegs]

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?

Fairy

Walrus

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2024

[baddywronglegs]

So there's a thing I've seen in the notes and... I know this is a bad idea but it's my circus and I've made peace with the monkeys.

As above but with another variable

Fairy (I'm autistic)

Walrus (I'm autistic)

Fairy (I'm not autistic)

Walrus (I'm not autistic)

Voting ended onMar 2

[higglety]

OP for context I really need to know you mean I have nothing on in the British "I have no plans" sense, or in the American "I am naked" sense. It won't change my answer necessarily, but it will very much affect how I feel about the situation.

[baddywronglegs]

As in "I have no plans"

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Congratulations! You have been Isekai’d to a D&D world! Spin this Wheel of Every D&D Monster and Creature to see what you have been reborn as!

How do you feel about your result?

HELL YEAH THIS IS PERFECT!!! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED!!

I’m so AWESOME now oh my god!!!!!

This is great!!

Yeah, this is good!

I guess this is fine?

I feel utterly neutral about my new form

This new form has so many upsides and downsides… I feel conflicted…

I think this is kinda bad?

Oh no, this is very bad…

This is terrible!!

This is TERRIBLE I am so miserable right now!!!!!

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Voting ended onFeb 17

[yekokataa]

do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it

[yekokataa]

also the car goes hilariously SLOW. they've gone about 35 miles over the past 12 hours. this is gonna be a longass roadtrip

[yekokataa]

the internet road trip car has a radio that gets like 5 local stations. everyone in the car has gotten really into WBOR, a college station in maine. (we're still in maine. we're going to be in maine for days) they've decided to take the car to the station but in order to make sure they arrive during the day while the djs are on air, they're killing time by driving around backroads on islands

[yekokataa]

big news, i just tuned in and the car has made it to brunswick maine, estimated to arrive at WBOR hq in 30 mins. the radio was playing an early round of applause

[yekokataa]

the dj is playing traditional french music from the 60s right now and is following the progress of the car which is taking a scenic route to see the sights of brunswick

[yekokataa]

we are HERe we are triumphantly honking while french music plays on the radio

[yekokataa]

WBOR is rickrolling us

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Rn they're trying to make it out of a catholic school... How did they do that

[blooops-backgup]

They are still in that Catholic school btw

[awoooniper]

if you were a weapon, (and you are one now. i’ve made you into one just by reading this) what kind of weapon would you be?

[awoooniper]

i am no longer asking i need answers people. tell me what weapon your soul is forged into.

[nofilter-cory]

Cat