[calledoutpost-deactivated202103]

found the killer post again bc i lost it

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

[xenso-remade]

leaves*

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

where are you going

[cringepics]

i think about “muffy… sis… THE CARBS” every hour on the hour

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[snowhitespimp]

Victoria’s Secret coupons be like, “Hey girl, go fuck yourself, but if you spend $600 on some shit that’s gonna break in 2 weeks, I’ll give you a free panty. One of them ugly ones that ain’t gonna cover your whole pussy. Run that life’s savings.”

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[animals-lovers]

Instagram: animals_lover_ig

[angelsguideher]

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

I literally think about this post every day

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

in todays maxi challenge you need to make it through the day

[saiasus]

[srsfunny]

Stanford Prison Experiment

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068

[nofaddano-deactivated20200215]

[erectolobiform]

i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldn’t foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him

[thecutestofthecute]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[yeehawlw]