Rhoam cucker for 17 years

Bastard still has custody rights for some reason though

[firefly-factory]

"Beardless Rhoam cant hurt you"

Beardless Rhoam:

[propheciesofdoomzine]

New event coming Astorvember 2026!

Get ready for the first (annual?) Astorvember Pageant Circuit! Prepare to enter your Astors, OCs, and even your favorite blorbos to compete in several exciting contests.

The Official Astorverse Sexyman Competiton: The classic sexyman competition, but they're all competing against Astor. Enter your favorite characters from the extended Legend of Zelda universe and beyond to force Astor to fight TO THE DEATH for the title of most beloved character in the Astorverse.

Mister and Miss Astorverse 2026: The quintessential beauty pageant. Submit your favorite OCs to be crowned king and/or queen of the Astorverse.

Astor's Next Top Weird Dog: Does your OC want to compete in Mister and Miss Astorverse but they don't want to be crowned king and/or queen? No problem! They can compete for the coveted title of Astor's Weird Dog instead.

Astor's Parent of the Year 2026: A double-elimination bracket that will put Astor's birth parents, adoptive parents, mentors, and other parental figures to the test. Losers from the Parent of the Year bracket will face off to decide who deserves the title of Astor's Worst Parent.

The National Astor Show 2026: Coming this Thanksgiving season, it's everyone's favorite all-Astors benched conformation show sanctioned by the Astor Kennel Club of Hyrule, airing after the Mabe’s Ranch Store Astorvember Day Parade on HBC.

Get your propaganda and runway walks ready! Applications (here) will be open until September 30th. A full list of contestants will be posted on October 1st. You may enter original characters and Astors that are not your own, but the original creators will have until November 1st to pull their characters if they so choose. Each poll will be open for 3 days. Posts about the pageants will be tagged #astorvember pageant circuit.

Good luck to all our beautiful contestants!

[fromsomeware]

[edgy-dragon-trash]

Is this the content you came for? No? Well our budget is running out

[zeldasrealdad]

I AM NOT

[emo-eyemakeup-evildude]

[zeldasrealdad]

Why am I getting notifications of being "booped"??

[zeldasrealdad]

I recently visited the Dueling Peaks Stable, where I met a man by the name of Hino. Without going into detail, let’s just say that he has a thing for the Blood Moon.

Does Zelda have a half-sibling you “forgot” to mention?

No, that's Bill's kid

[zeldasrealdad]

250 posts!

I am... unaware if this means anything, but I hope it helps my case

[jareauki]

letting her take a look and have a sniff

[zeldasrealdad]

Let her sniff

[elena-illustration]

I’m sorry it took me so long

[pawthko]

always just beyond my reach

[inactive97543215789]

never drawing them again

time lapse

[shuuda-arts]

Master Kohga’s Latest Contruct (Legend of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom)

[nanamii-me]

Thank you Nintendo :)

[zeldasrealdad]

Question:

did you kill my bodyguard?

if so:

im gonna kill you

…

TO D E A T H

(Either way I’m gonna kill you)

Hello Kohga, nice to see you too.

No, I did not kill Sooga.

and even if i wanted to, which I don't cause I am a responsible law abiding citizen, you'd also be very dead as well.

[zeldasrealdad]

Hello, zeldasrealdad! Do you like home videoss 😉?

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[zeldasrealdad]

RHOAM GOT COVID??!! #thoughtsandprayers

No, he got the plauge.