Zell's Stolen Memes

Funny things. Not really.

[radariant]

How do I get money to get commissions

I hear the Fighter’s Guild is recruiting. Not a bad way to make some money… if you’ve got the stones for it…

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[tkbeatsdr]

[depsidase]

[commandergoopy]

what your sdv spouse says about you

these are just funnie opinions ok and they are in alphabetical order

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you’re alt or a wannabe alt, you’re shy and like watching abigail go fucking nuts and you think some rocks look like candy; you are bi or some dude that loves feral women

you are patient and love helping people :) you have the patience of a saint and you go stupid for dumb idiots; you are bi but you have a soft spot for himbos

you have a weird thing for dads, not only that you also yearn to be love and cared for and youre a little feral and need a impulse control supervisor

you are on some crazy shit but so is she and you probably really like that weird cottage core shit with religious undertones or you just like to vibe

you have a lot of patience and you’re probably one of those people who like to get lovingly bullied but overall you’re nice :)

you love to help people out whenever they need your help, you’re super nice and easy going and you have a thing for dads don’t you don’t try to lie to me i know you do

you’re a lesbian who lives and breathes cottage lumberjack artistic fairy core shit or you’re a dude who wants to be taken care of by a strong woman

you love listening to some weird science youtube videos and you love listening to people talk in general, you’re very kind and have a good heart

you have a small and tender heart but also its so good and you are golden and you aren’t a problem people love you please understand that and also you have a thing for shy people

you are a greasy rat but that’s ok the best rats come with a little grease and you eat, breathe, drink, exfoliate and hoard monster drinks and you probably do a little weed but that’s ok

you can see some characteristics that you actually romanticize in this dude and romancing him is a feat of self care and also patience but overall you have a thing for goth people

please consider therapy

[apoliteia-deactivated20211209]

[papapupi]

[adelphicoracle]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhjjjjhhjjjjhhj

[thewolfmanslayer]

[matchagoth]

[demilypyro]

me when kissanime is taken down and there are no longer hot single milfs in my area

[lmaonade]

if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle 

[tamamoland]

I will never forgive nintendo for having Lusamine fuse with a pokemon or whatever and turn into this big monster gal and then the game hits you with the battle transition and OH FUCK THERE SHE IS YOU’RE GONNA FIGHT H- [she throws out a pokeball]

[tamamoland]

fuck yuo fuck you fuck you what was even the POINT

[rommunism-deactivated20201016]

petition against the machine

[rommunism-deactivated20201016]

file a complaint against the machine

[rommunism-deactivated20201016]

grumble about the machine

[pizzaworms]

email your local congressman about the machine

[rommunism-deactivated20201016]

vote for the better of two evils in the machine

[laladbzland]

[pancakeke]

[mrdistracted]

With Kate Mckinnon voicing Ms Frizzle, imagine how upset conservatives will get when they find out a lesbian is using magic to teach kids science. It’s like their worst nightmare.

[gay-for-kristen--gay-for-kate]

And it’s even cooler because Ms Frizzle used to be voiced by Lily Tomlin, who is also a lesbian. So basically Ms Frizzle is a lesbian by association.

[antifa-hulk]

Of course she’s lesbian what straight woman owns a lizard and drives a bus

[cingerbread]

[kyousukebei]

[doctorfreak]

this is absolutely sending me

[harpyhormones]

hell of a way to learn ur a vampire

[demilypyro]

Presidential race 2028: "but miss ocasio-cortez what about when you called me a cunt on league of legends"

[tomboytwentynine]

The fact that you're not even american makes this post 1000x funnier than it already was

[whatevenisaquid]

I'm glad everyone in the tags agrees she was the right and he was indeed a cunt.

[isthatatiktok]

[socialistexan]