Zemlya Drakona

[lookninjas]

What's Next For Mitch McConnell?

Actual news about his health status.

The same vague press statement they've released five times already.

AI Deepfake Mitch (with a varying number of fingers)

Corpse gets wheeled around in sunglasses a la Weekend at Bernie's

Replaced by Marjorie Taylor Greene in a bad mask.

I have a funnier joke than these (put it in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 8

[lookninjas]

I'm not going to lie, "He steals the lifeforce of Lindsey Graham to prolong his unnatural existence a few more months out of spite" just straight up didn't occur to me. I really didn't see that one coming.

[afurioushawk]

Maine 🤝 South Carolina

Emergency primary after a Graham dropped out

[femalegothic]

[flapperwitch]

Lindsey Graham dying while we wait for the official Mitch McConnell death announcement feels like sitcom writing

[jazzhaaaands]

[afurioushawk]

have you heard about Lindsay? 🦀🦀🦀

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[maswartz]

[afurioushawk]

have you heard about Lindsay? 🦀🦀🦀

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[stars-and-bites]

THE OLD CRACKER IS DEAD!

[marisatomay]

Genuinely hysterical that they’re pretending Mitch McConnell isn’t sitting next to Charlie Kirk in hell right now but announced Lindsey Graham’s death at 2am like fuck it

[ourmutualignorance]

the devil said it's lindsey graham's turn today to speak with mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes

[parentheticalaside]

Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after ‘brief and sudden illness’

President Donald Trump led tributes to Graham, a leading Republican voice on defense and foreign policy, describing him as a “true American

Posting so at least some people don’t get the news via Supernatural meme, aka a major symptom of societal downfall.

[parentheticalaside]

Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after ‘brief and sudden illness’

President Donald Trump led tributes to Graham, a leading Republican voice on defense and foreign policy, describing him as a “true American

Posting so at least some people don’t get the news via Supernatural meme, aka a major symptom of societal downfall.

[timetravelinator]

What checking the news felt like this morning

[femalegothic]

Lindsey dropped dead fr because he couldn't stand Mitch getting all the attention for being mostly dead. Classic Lady G behavior.

[mariacallous]

LINDSAY GRAHAM IS DEAD?!?!?!

[ignatius-pennyfeather-ix]

[mariacallous]

[anyroads]

McConnell's people are going really hard on deflecting

[mariacallous]

[lieutenant-kettch]

[pagecommando]

[mariacallous]

[damejoansutherland]

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