in this house, Dumb Bitch Hours are 24 fuckn 7

♡ about ♡

[chocomoola-deactivated20210427]

it’s been a while. but he’s coming back.

[sapphickiyo]

pregame korekiyo smoking a blunt

[willgrahamscock]

doomed pussy got me following the path of my undoing

[willgrahamscock]

[call-me-remi]

[charlottan]

[civvic]

ENOUGH ABOUT BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING COMET IS COMING

[bunniope]

DID SOMEONE SAY BOOBS?

[friedchickenusa]

END OF ACT 1 ==>

[sandersstudies]

*fills my own schedule with events and tasks that are fun or good for me*

Well what the fuck. Where’s my seven daily hours of dicking around time.

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

[calware]

THIS ONE WINS

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[calware]

[calware]

oh you know

[calware]

[polishbarnowl]

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

[calware]

[calware]

[whammyrex]

How is he his brother and biological father please

[calware]

dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree

[whammyrex]

LESS CONVOLUTED?

[calware]

don't worry about it 🙂

[accidental-homestuck]

relevant to this blog i think

[erqixi-reblogs]

I like to think i’m allowed to be proud of this

[astroprojectology]

Bowl identification:

East Fork soup bowl in either Eggshell or Panna Cotta, featuring the brass flatware available on their website; Lucky Charms.

[calware]

did you just... know this??

[remanedur]

i fucking adore how hard posts on this website spiral out of control

[drempen]

That blasted symbiote

[zealthewhatever]

I don’t even know anymore

[leathr-blr]

would have fixed everything

[capt-sievert]

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[liquidstar]

hey finn, something is wrong with my mouse. its making funny clicking noises and wont eat the food i leave out for it

ONE TIME. I FUCKED UP ONCE. I CAN TELL THAT THATS A REAL MOUSE AND NOT A COMPUTER ONE DAMN IT!

[liquidstar]

@bonecouch nice try. hammers look like this.

im not falling for anything anymore

[riggedbones-moving]

my mouse is. dying

[riggedbones-moving]

@liquidstar i’m afraid taking him somewhere will make it worse… whenever he moves he makes a depressed little cry that sounds a lot like the windows disconnecting noise

[liquidstar]

OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.

[ushirominya]

i just had to perform bass surgery...with a screwdriver and all

[ushirominya]

my poor fish…thank you for your support in these hard times

[four-am-fanfiction]

has this been done yet or

[sergle]

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

[theuntoaster]

Is this…shipping discourse?

[frances-baby-houseman]

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

[somerandomgit]