A test of your reflexes!

Void's Final Fantasy XIV blog! Started mid-Shadowbringers. I'm a dragoon main in combat classes but who am I kidding I'm an omnicrafter in terms of what I play most on my main hrothgar, tho as usual I have a million alts. I play on Crystal. The range of characters I consider my favorites varies wildly. Zenos, as you might guess, is no.1 however. I would like to study him in a petri dish. Follows/Likes from theabsolutevoid

[zenosviatorgalvus]

Let your Pinax Begin!

[hotshotriot]

its like strippers and the economy to me

[rhymingteelookatme]

#eorzean proverb: one scion is happenstance two is coincidence three is impending calamity

via @ofdarklands

[facts-i-just-made-up]

“Reblog” spelled backwards is GOLBEZ!

[golb-sdrawkcab]

im pretty sure z =/= r

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I’m pretty sure that if z=2/r+(tanX-X^2)pi+zr(r^2)-X and r+2Br(z^r)r0 and then 2tanX+z=r*cosB/sinB^2(a-2) then yes, z = r.

It was clearly implied when I made the post.

[aretarers]

seriously do not fuck with final fantasy they will make you care about default brown haired white man you think it won't happen you say to yourself i will never care about default brown haired white man in fact i think he's kind of lame and then they hit you upside the head with shadowbringers and before you know it you're sitting there like i have to go to work ardbert give me strength we'll get through this together

[64mpg]

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

[hamstr]

estinien and aymeric go to jollibee

[imptwins]

i am about to become the most annoying human being on planet earth.

[cosmicseashanty]

Quick sticker design to give out at the FanFest NA FSH aquarium meet up

[lovebreakfast]

gurl

[fistraid]

doordash, ubereats, and grubhub from ff14

[sexybritishllama]

the worst thing about ardbert as a character is that they called him ardbert and before that you just knew him as 'the warrior of darkness' which is arguably even worse. and they gave this terribly named man the most generic White Guy No. 4 character design you've ever seen in your life so when you first meet him you're like pffft there is no way you will make me care about this dude. and then the game pushes you in the dirt and says you WILL care 🫵 you are going to cry over this man. you are going to cry so fucking hard.

and then of course you do. and then you have to reckon with the fact you're now emotionally invested in a guy called ardbert

[edoro]

In the fan favorite expansion of critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV, Shadowbringers, at one point you go to the DMV. Not a regular DMV either. It's a ghost DMV. It's the bittersweet memory of a long dead civilization's DMV crafted from the mind of the only surviving member of that civilization, who is apparently the kind of guy who takes great comfort in meticulously recreating the fucking DMV. And you have to wait in line, despite the fact that you and your companions are the only living beings there and everyone else is a ghost. At the ghost DMV. Because that's what you do at the DMV, obviously.

And the guy's dead wife is there. At the ghost DMV. The dead wife is a ghost and he's the ONLY ghost who knows he's a ghost. In the ghost DMV. You make friends with the guy's dead wife (while waiting in line) (at the ghost DMV) and he tells you that the lunatic immortal wizard who's making you defeat his seven evil bureaucratic processes while you die of magic cancer before you can even fight him directly is really just a silly sentimental fella.

Then in the next expansion you get to live through the dead wife flashbacks yourself. You get to meet the dead wife when he's alive in the past, outside of the DMV. And it turns out he works at the real DMV, in the past. And he has pink hair. And he and the past-self version of the insane immortal wizard (who sent you to the ghost DMV) pull off a sick prank to help you close the timeloop.

Later, you run into the dead wife's real ghost on the moon, which is actually a spaceship full of immortal bunnies.

[plothooksinc]

#and one of the best moments is when the insane immortal wizard in the past#says 'pshaw i will for sure not become an insane immortal wizard. i would never do that'#and then due to Fuckery ends up forgetting all about that until he dies#and then presumably has a beautiful moment of 'oh fuck i DID become an insane immortal wizard'#ffxiv is truly the game that keeps on giving via @kratosaurioned

[unseenphil]

My favorite is when you later meet the past self of a -different- insane immortal wizard and tell him about his future and he's just like "Yeah, that sounds like sort of shit I'd do, actually,"

[zenosgalvus]

Chat can we rejoin the stars?

[thegreatyin]

happy 6th birthday to the best final fantasy 14 tweet of all time

[itsartbyjonathan]

i think the apples rotten right to the core

[evilvillain123456789]

fifth grader's report card with straight As and at the bottom the teacher wrote "extremely violent and dangerous young man"

[lavendertune]

[zeyan]

remembered this year