[boygirlish-deactivated20200602]

me: life fucking sucks and has no purpose

marina and the diamonds: I’m miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips, hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss,

me: actually I’m gonna go burn a cop car!!

[durendoll]

I am at all times, spiritually if not physically, new boot goofin’

[lgbtminecraft]

[cungadero]

what if we got trapped on an island and i started envisioning you as a t bone steak and you caught me making exaggerated looming gestures at you while your back is turned haha what would happen

[autisticteru]

mob is a terrible character hes so bland hes basically just saitama with hai i cant finish this i cant do this i cant make this joke this is too far im sorry mob im so so sorry

[serpenking]

[femcassidy]

due to personal reasons i will be performing vigilante justice 

[catsnotdiscourse]

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[ohnobro2point0]

in honor of the comic tonight

[powerfulwizard]

[danielcalmdown]

a fuckup boy

[lmaonade]

nobody:

common house spider: can i die of malnutrition in your bedroom please?

[auckie]

Gets 3 XP for wandering into a corner of my bathroom I’ve technically never set a literal foot in before and I see the floating text ‘DISCOVERED: CHOLERA COLONY’ seemingly appear out of thin air before gently fading away

[assdare]

Me @ my fuckass long eyelashes being blown into my eyeball

[blogfromwheniwasakid-deactivate]

lgbt people reblog with your sexuality and all the colors of converse you’ve owned

[submech]

mother mother songs: *beat the shit out of me*

[demondemon]

*lounging in a hazmat suit drinking nuclear waste out of a wine glass*