I are Thorn

Welcome to my blog. I am 20, I am a Therian/otherkin. i am rick and morty trash so youll see a lot of bullcrap. if you have any questions or would just like to chat send a pm ^.^Thanks!!... also I'm super gay for my girlfriend

[hypothetical-happiness-blog]

[nelladee]

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

[gothzarya-deactivated20220622]

and you dont want to do that ._. 

[aeloro]

salmon is for desire

[breethingout]

what am I looking at

[shigatsuyuutsu-blog]

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[ingridverse]

Do not punish the behaviour you want to see

I mean, it seems pretty obvious when you put it like that, right?

But how many families, when an introvert sibling or child makes an effort to socialize,  snarkily say, “So, you’ve decided to join us”?

Or when someone does something they’ve had trouble doing, say, “Why can’t you do that all the time?” (Happened to me, too often.)

Or any sentence containing the word “finally”. 

If someone makes a step, a small step, in a direction you want to encourage, encourage it. Don’t complain about how it’s not enough. Don’t bring up previous stuff. Encourage it.

Because I swear to fucking god there is nothing more soul-killing, more motivation-crushing, than struggling to succeed and finding out that success and failure are both punished.

[surreal--memes]

[Src]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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“More, please.”

[galileoace]

That might be the clearest instructions I’ve ever seen from an animal

[disgustinganimals]

how much is this prairie pup paying you for your services think about it

[yekkes]

Me

[animated-butts]

"The story of a boy who became a man... By becoming a bear."

This movie is way too under appreciated in my opinion… The fandom is practically non-existent…

And I don’t understand why? The plot was fantastic.

All of the characters were lovable.

There was no one that you absolutely could not stand.

The “bad guy” was actually the main character, Kenai. Which was an interesting twist for Disney.

But by building a bond with this young cub (Koda), and seeing the world through the eyes of a bear, he realized that he (as a man) had been the monster… Not bears.

I mean, talk about character development…

Koda: Those monsters are really scary… Especially with their sticks.

And for me, this scene right here was one of my most emotional Disney moments. You can’t even here Kenai telling the actual story… But you can see their facial expressions and you can just feel it. You know exactly what he’s saying to Koda.

Kenai: Well, I have a story to tell you.

Koda: Really? What’s it about?

Kenai: Well, it’s kind of about a man… and kind of about a bear. But mostly, it’s about a monster.

… Koda… I did something very wrong.

Okay, but on a lighter note?

The animation was incredible.

Amazing.

It was a powerful movie about brotherly love, guidance, and responsibility, and it truly is one of my favorite Disney movies ever.

Not to mention the soundtrack is amazing. You can’t go wrong with Phil Collins.

The fandom will never be huge, but the movie definitely deserves more credit. If you haven’t watched it, I highly recommend it.

Brother Bear

[nearsightedgirl]

I want to remind everyone that this movie is where the “quit telling everyone I’m dead” “Sometimes I can still hear his voice” joke came from.

[executionerbarbie]

cider is so much better than beer like…when faced with the choice of having alcohol made out of apples vs. alcohol made out of mulled fartweed I will always choose apples 

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[karnalesbian]

ra ra rasputin russia’s smollest uwu bean

[sparrow-va]

this post snuck up behind me and stole my spinal cord like sub-zero

[th3d0gzofw4r]

[justbadpuns]

May the Fourth be with you! Here is a collection of some of my favourite Star Wars puns

[dragoon811]

Yesterday I went to buy some yarn and so you know how annoying it is when fucking people put those stupid bullshit “don’t use this, wool is murder” PETA stickers on the label?

First of all, stop defacing stock in someone’s store. You’re not clever or saving the planet or anything. You’re making it hard for customers to shop and see the info they need on the label (yardage, weight, dye lot)… You’re making employees spend hours peeling the damn things off, and in some cases, you’re causing damage to the label and or yarn itself. That means loss to the company, which affects employees who probably make minimum wage, you shit bags. You want to make change happen? Contact corporate, you fuckhead. That’s where decisions are made.

Second of all, wool is not murder. Are you fucking stupid? (Obviously the answer is yes). It’s a fucking haircut for a sheep. They’ve been domesticated so long that if we don’t sheer them, it’s bad. Yes, some sheep don’t live in ideal conditions. Got a problem with that? Going to a yarn store and putting stickers on things isn’t going to change it or the minds of customers. For fuck’s sake, you absolute cockwomble, go to the yarn companies. Make them use wool providers that use humane conditions for their yarn, like A LOT OF YARN COMPANIES DO.

And third of all.

You. You precious, empty-headed little shitnugget. You complete and total sawdust-for-brains.

You put your fucking stickers all over acrylic yarn.

There’s no fucking wool in there. It’s all synthetic fiber. Basically, it’s plastic.

You fucking dumbass.

[a-boros-named-seamus]

I connect with this post on a spiritual level

[glumshoe]

Shoutout to the imaginary person or creature that used to run alongside the car when you were a kid. It was so good at parkour.

[mori-sketchbook]

Wait… Other people did this too??

[justjames]

Mood 

[saunteringvaguelydownwards]

Can’t wait to reblog this with the impeachment headline, followed by the “That was totally wicked!” gif.

[bromar-deactivated20130912]

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

[mecha-moira]

Alternatively Scotland.

*deafening explosion*

Oh it’s 1 o'clock.

[punkrorschach]

The what now

[the-scottish-costume-guy]

The 1 o clock gun. 

At one in the afternoon they fire the one o clock gun at edinburgh castle. I think they miss out sundays and xmas.

I always forget about it cause you cant hear it from within my building, but if I happen to be out when it goes off it always without fail makes me jump. 

[punkrorschach]

Hey quick question, Scotland

What the fuck

[ayeforscotland]

Banter, mate.

[scotfra]

i like the deafening explosion of being reminded that its 1 o'clock

[grumpytrans]

whomst else is gay and has a lot of gay love to give

[thesouschef]

In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.

I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.

[ibelieveinahappilyeverafter]

This is genius…

[jeffersonthemadhatter]

#children heed my advice: never cite wikipedia; cite wikipedia’s sources

[uwaaaah]

#ancient college student proverb

all wise words from the sagest of the sage. 

[titenoute]

a new religion arise

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AND NOW, THE WEATHER