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"Would anyone want to read --" Listen, imma stop you right there. Yes. YES, someone would want to read that. You write that weird little fucked up story. Or that domestic little slice of life story. That drabble or that 300k monster.
I promise someone wants to read it.
being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
Oops I dropped my updated drive of DnD resources that I'd NEVER put the 2024 Player's Handbook on, or any other materials.
That would be so reckless of me. Who would leave 100+ DnD materials just laying around?
hey let's have this conversation again since the like/reblog ratio is getting SOOOO much worse. if you like content, reblog it. the people who follow you cannot see when you've liked a post, unless your likes are visible and they are routinely going through them, which i assure you they are not. by reblogging content, you are making it visible to other accounts. fanart, gifs, edits, etc. may be fun to make but they are very time consuming and it is much appreciated that if you enjoy them, you take the brief moment to reblog them to show that appreciation - and it helps. as fun as they may be, it is often kind of discouraging for posts to not do well because for every one person that reblogged it, five left a like and kept it pushing
YES!! absolutely!!! literally what this godawful site was made for! that is the point!
i’m mad all over again because i just saw a wonderful fanart with 100 ish notes — 19 reblogs and 86 likes. do you realize how insane that is? i also had not considered writers in my original post but i went looking and found a fairly popular work by one of my mutuals. 132 reblogs and 1,243 likes. some content might not ‘fit’ your blog but frankly that’s a lame excuse bc 1) you’re consuming it so you clearly like it? 2) make a secondary blog? it’s just crazy to me that people can’t spare a second to do what this site was literally made for but will be quick to request edits, gifs, fics, etc that are hand crafted to be exactly what they want, or save them and use them as their profile pictures without credit, or or or. you like it so much but you can’t make sure it gets seen?
I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).
I'm a patron of the arts (I reblog on Tumblr dot com)
call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny
tried this out
they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.
i don't really think it's like that at all
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Happy Brasideia 2024 🎉
Please enjoy this ridiculous drawing that took me forever to finish because I could only work on it for a few minutes at a time before devolving into hysterics - I hope someone finds it at least sort of funny 😂
Idea lovingly ripped off from a future scene in my fic The Children of Kephallonia, during the Arkadia arc, where Brasidas is undercover and has thus changed his armor and unbraided his hair. And as you might have seen in the notes of my last Kassidas art, I recently had the revelation that the most likely, or at least the most hilarious, solution that I have found for Brasidas’ very much not historically accurate hair is that he has a mullet. Which meant I immediately had to rewrite that Arkadia scene to fit the mullet in lol.
Of course, the wording will be a little different in that scene when it is one day posted, because Kassandra and Ikaros’ exchange here is not quite but almost word for word the same exchange between Jake and Rosa in an episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine.
If you enjoyed this but were also hoping for some more serious Kassidas content from me today, I do have a surprisingly angsty (at least by my standards) Kassidas fic that I’ve been working on for the last month or so. Unfortunately, chapter one just kept getting longer and remains unfinished despite my repeated attempts to end the goddamn chapter, so jury’s still out on whether I actually get it up today, especially since I woke up with a terrible head cold 😬
But if you are interested, here’s a less angsty spoiler free sneak peak of Hold Your Bloody Hand in Mine!
It’s by far the strangest thing Brasidas has ever witnessed. He had known, theoretically, that there must have been an eagle to give Kassandra her title. Watching the sacred bird of Zeus descend from the heavens to nip at Kassandra’s ear with clear familiarity and affection is another thing altogether. He had not been prepared. That seems to be becoming a trend when it comes to Kassandra.
Brasidas is like "but Kassandra, I'm a material girl" 💅
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Misthios, are you ready to crush our enemies?
When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible
i do enjoy "living weapon" characters but specifically living weapons who did in fact do absolutely horrific things which at least a part of them enjoyed and thought was good and right at the time, and that no amount of not knowing any better or guilt they feel in hindsight will ever make up for. i love living weapons who are "irredeemable", and no it's not their fault that they were made that way or pointed in the directions they were by the hand that wielded them, and yes they are victims, but so were their victims. living weapons who some people will never be able to forgive, but who still wake up every day and try to do better than what's expected of them. a sword that uses its blade to cut wheat to make bread for the people who once lived in fear of its arc falling on their heads.
fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
Playing the mass effect trilogy and something that really rustles my jimmies/sticks salt in my sugar/ etc etc is the absolute lack of hot butches to romance. My (supposdly) butch 4 butch Shepard is SUFFERING. Like. Assassin's Creed odyssey and Vallhalla and BG3 really spoiled me about this. Anyway, she's romanced Liara in the first game but imagine me doing the romance scenes with liara and me making this face >:( the whole time.
Garrus: but Shepard, I'm a material girl
Accurate
