zephieeeee

only slightly insane

[allthingsivy]

[averagefairy]

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

[joons]

[writeswrongs]

Helga’s thirst was so fucking real.

[richist-deactivated20150511]

Which state is the loudest

[richist-deactivated20150511]

Illinoise

[torracat]

its funny because the last part in illinois is silent

[batou]

silence is the loudest scream

[danilakozlovsky]

that was deep

[nothingbecomingsomething]

weightlesslives:

Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.

This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

[poisonxxkiss-deactivated2015070]

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

[vampiregerards]

That too

[minimonimin]

[formuioli-deactivated20130627]

when the lyrics of a song just speak to you

[wanyak3]

[raccoonbite]

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

[taosbf-deactivated20200421]

In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.

[tattervulpine]

“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”

[taosbf-deactivated20200421]

what the fuck did you just say about my mom

[delladilly-deactivated20161011]

my hobby is watching my straight friends slowly become less straight

[d--isaster]

[tintinistrans]

my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade russia but are somehow caught off guard by the russian winter 

[binary-stars-deactivated2014122]

in soviet russia country fight for you

[curi0userandcuri0user]

My brother and I have and interesting theory that if Canadians tried to invade Russia they would actually survive, but once they reached the capitol they would just make friends and play some hockey

[cantbeatthemdrones-deactivated2]

I agree with this assessment.

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

please dont call me a bitch. thats rude, disrespectful, and frankly? untrue. im The Bitch

[crimexturtle-deactivated2016092]

Spending my night ruining the free world

[arcticmonkies-deactivated201407]

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

[ca-tsuka]

"Disney Villains Perfume" by japanese artist Ruby Spark.

[shining-magically]

i saw that one was missing