I am a dissapointment to my family

I be autistic

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m at my friend’s apartment in dublin. she’s been trapped in her bathroom for like an hour and maintenance just showed up with KITCHEN UTENSILS??? 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m giving them 15 more minutes and then I’m walking across the street to the conveniently located fire department bc he just tried to pry open this metal door with a kitchen spoon

[wizardarchetypes]

he’s giving me attitude for asking for a locksmith. i was going to be polite for as long as we needed him as an ally but he’s run his use.

[wizardarchetypes]

just realized he’s wearing a single latex glove. for why

[wizardarchetypes]

like i know sometimes the most unassuming tools do the job but i cannot stress enough that he simply tried to pry open a metal fire door with it. he didn’t try to employ it on the lock in any way. the slotted spoon told me immediately this was not our man. pack it up chef boyardee

[the-ladyguinevere]

So what was it like having the fire department axe open the door

[the-haiku-bot]

So what was it like

having the fire department

axe open the door

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[paprixao]

wip

the idea of crane using a thurible to spread fear gas has been haunting me for months atp

[zas13]

Happy Pride month!

[imgnnafurgf]

I need Bruce to be SO oblivious to Harvey's feelings, so that it pushes Harvey to more and more absurd actions in the attempt to make his best friend notice that he's in love with him.

It starts small, really. He brings him his favorite coffee every day, and Bruce just groans and calls him his savior. Then he switches to flowers, hoping that would make it more obvious, yet Bruce smiles and says how thoughtful that is, Alfred would love to see some plants in the manor since the garden stopped blooming for the season.

Alright, that's like. Totally fine. He can go bigger if that's what he needs to do.

Harvey gives him a mixtape with the most romantic songs that scream, "I'm in love with you," and all the smartest person in the world concludes out of it is how good Harvey's music taste is. He invites him to dinner in a restaurant, yet Bruce looks right past the way Harvey hurries to open every door and helps him take off his coat, calling it "a nice change of their regular hangouts."

Harvey is ready to bash his own head against the wall.

The weekend getaway together to an expensive hotel on the shore of Metropolis gets labeled a best friend road trip. Taking Bruce as his date to their old classmate's wedding is seen as a measure so neither of them had to go alone. At every compliment, Bruce just plants a hand over Harvey's hand and, laughing, asks him to stop joking because his cheeks start to ache.

It's one of those occurrences when Harvey finally can't take it anymore, grabbing Bruce by the shoulders and shaking him while screaming "fucking hell, I'M FLIRTING WITH YOU. ROMANTICALLY. LIKE PEOPLE IN LOVE DO," right in that gorgeous face while the steel-blue eyes widen in shock.

Bruce apologizes for the next three days, which also happens to be the the first three days of their relationship.

[gingertea116]

[mistymoonbug]

the faves being besties 💖💖💖

[righ00v3s]

Better late than never. Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeeen

Apple Bloom is here to supervise.

[autoserketphilia]

This is how people talked about the Hatbox Ghost in the early 2010's

[sweetpea67]

People on Tumblr will be like “the penal system is hopelessly flawed [true] so we should replace it with vigilante justice [wait what] and this will work because all the vigilantes will have the Right Morals [🤦‍♀️]” Which is hilarious because Tumblr itself could be a case study on why mob justice does not work.

[gingertea116]

[firekitten830]

Context for the last one, nobody knew jon is scarecrow and these two found out because they whisked him away from a fight with Batman that didn’t go in his favor, and had to play nurse for him (the scene goes a bit different than it does in these drawings)

(Edward is upset because he can’t stand Jonathan 💔)

(Also this is my first time writing image descriptions pls nicely give me feedback if you want)

[peikonlainen]

4. Truth

[festivepuppetryy]

i am also posting these two sketches i nearly forgot i had

[papasmoke]

I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet

[zitongzi]

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

[papasmoke]

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

[riddlecats]

oh so when bruce wayne is unable to cope with his childhood trauma in healthy ways he's a realistic portrayal of a victim and sympathetic despite his flaws, but when i, any batman rogue,

[tryingtosvrviv3]

I like imagining young sam being very ocd. always trying to keep the shitty motel room they're passing by pathologically neat, trying to keep some sense of control over his life.

he repeats to dean over and over again to please throw the food away in the trash outside the room because he can't handle the smell, he organizes both their clothes by colors and refuses to sit on the bed without thoroughly checking for weird stains.

dean watches him walking around the room looking for something else to clean or organize, just something to keep his mind busy. he watches as he tears up when for the hundredth time sam asks him to clean the toilet if he can't aim right. or as he bounces his leg anxiously when dad comes through the door throwing his jacket and boots somewhere in the room.

during a particulary stressful week, sam is doing homework on the table and dean accidentally spills a couple drops of coffee on his papers. sam starts crying and screaming at him and it takes dean an hour to calm him down. it freaks dean out, but he starts being more careful about sam's requests, accepting it's just his way to keep himself sane.

[suncaptor]

they used Sam's increased sexuality to make it so he was supposedly evil or whatever for the demon blood like sex is some horrible thing to do. but sex isn't evil.. my girl was just triggered into a manic episode