[hexbloode]

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[capnsoapy]

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

[play-now-my-lord]

big dick super mario

[capnsoapy]

big dick super mario

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: You get a metal, cyndrical item that... that I'm having trouble describing because your characters have never seen a gun before.

Player 1: Mine has-

DM: Either way, there's text on the side that reads uhh... *reads from notes* glimgeck gyo juarchigok.

Player 2: Did you say cock?

DM: No-

Player 1: Cock!

Player 3: Metal cock!

DM: Guys, it's-

Player 2: How do we use the cock?

Player 3: Ask the child! He might know! He mentioned something about guns earlier.

DM: *going through all five stages of grief at once*

[petr1kov]

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[beesmygod]

what is the child annihilating zipline

in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.

[acridrainshowers]

groverhaus and the child-annihilating zipline are classics of post and we will never forget them

too bad the zipline isn’t as famous. the fucked-up bathroom has even gained more traction than the child-exploding summer camp zipline. there is no justice

[onceiwashere]

i love this but DON’T denigrate the fucked up bathroom that’s a legend

[patrickdiomedes]

fucked up bathroom?

[onceiwashere]

before and after extensive diy renovations 

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this looks like a doom wad

[goatplanet]

The extremely good news is that someone DID make it into a doom wad

https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102879467741966336

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this is un fucking believable

[football-in-tuxedos]

I’m sorry, y’all are selling RIPline (The Machine to Kill Children) short, so I need to bring in YouTuber and generally amazing person Dan Olson in to sum this up for me

And some visual aides

[crapflaps]

they got hit with that Familial Love +2 Modifier

[calkestis]

CAL KESTIS meets LUKE SKYWALKER and it goes exactly as you’d expect 🫢

[largishcat]

my take on the whole “is therapy speak making us selfish” thing is no, it’s not. it’s just giving people who were already selfish some extremely annoying new vocabulary

[vyvilha]

emperor belos is literally one of the most characters ever. like. you don't get it. he's a 400 years old puritan. he is the most powerful witch that ever lived. he's a Creature. he thinks of himself as a savior of humanity. he killed 50 children. he possesed the body of God. he bit a person with his bare teeth. once he got hit by a car. his name is philip and he's from connecticut

[vivid-bluez]

He died by getting curb stomped by two middle aged gay people and the son of a god.

[smokestarrules]

she’s good with kids!!!

[catchymemes]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[shadysadie]

We now know that Papa Titan was actively watching over the Isle and that Glyphs are the Titans’ language.

There is a line from King’s Tide where Belos comments about how much faster Luz learned Glyphs than him, “almost as if the Titan was trying to hide them from me.”

This makes Belos claim that the Titan speaks with him hilarious in hindsight because I can just imagine Papa Titan watching this slander and thinking, “Bitch, that is the opposite of what I’m doing!”

[awakefor48hours]

[anients]

The Owl House really said “some people just need love and the chance to grow and become better, other people are evangelical fascists who deserve to be killed without a ounce of mercy” and that was so sexy of them.

[movedto-jibblyuniverse]

Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

[actualdrugdealer-deactivated201]

No wonder they’re endangered.

[theleaveswant-blog]

Bald eagles are not only not endangered, they’re no longer even mildly threatened, and are in fact in the process of taking over Alaska.

[star-anise]

WELL THEN.

[violent-darts]

*dying*

[soalsoandmoreover]

“Thank god Bucky’s back, we were worried about the Bald Eagles for a while there.”

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"