Zig the Dragon

Shitposting Extraordinaire

[duncebento]

[qwertibo]

me emitting a psychic blast killing everyone

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[greenkween99-deactivated2023021]

Walter have you made a shield yet? You're gonna wanna make a shield before you go into that cave Walter. Those skeletons are going make easy pickings of you without a shield I've seen it time and time again

[funnytwittertweets]

[meetthehelper]

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

[meetthehelper]

Your fates are sealed

[meetthehelper]

The Elixers

[meetthehelper]

[kaijuno]

[striders]

i’ve been thinking about this for days

[crocodile-dandy]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[blapis-blazuli]

Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.

[artisticallygay]

Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

[mellow-elbow]

Happy 3rd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

[hodhihidohdhod]

[justcallmespike-deactivated2022]

Happy Anniversary, y’all.

[flimflix]

[funnytwittertweets]

[gothiero]

Is anyone else in misery or is it just me and the guy from maroon 5

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[party-wok]

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

[bestrooftalkever]

YEAUGH

[okdegen]

And then I reblogged every post I saw. Like a whore.

[mysteriousgirlatlibrary-deactiv]

[funnytwittertweets]

[gwenfrankenstien]

'i have to take medication because my immune system decided kinkshaming the trees is more important than breathing' is objectively an insane concept. thumbs down to seasonal allergies.