That place.

That place Ziggo goes to when there are too many feels.

[apisashla]

I am a horny ally. when someone is horny on main I am simply grateful that they have decided large furry guy with bulge or big tity anime lady is important enough to share with the rest of us

[ciefable]

there are only 33 articles on the Gnomeo and Juliet wiki and this is the most visited one

[stayatsam]

[oletwotoessal]

tbh incredibly unfair of you to leave this in the tags when it made me squawk like a duck

[catchymemes]

[universejunction]

executive dysfunction

[firegf]

u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from

[zagreus]

Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me "sir," the other of whom called me "ma'am," both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right

[spritegraphic]

Card Sprites from the Pokémon Trading Card Game on GBC. Ripped by Nemu on TSR.

[batsandboba]

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

[toxicblonde-deactivated20221214]

[rox-and-prose]

Some people sure do keep making posts huh

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

[wuackamole]

hate to burst your fantasy, but

1) vampires don’t show up in film

2) vampires can’t cross moving water much less sit at the bottom of the ocean

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

you’ve got me a in a difficult position here because on the one hand, this post is specifically about vampire lore in Twilight, so you’re wrong, but on the other hand, saying “you clearly didn’t read twilight” doesn’t exactly make you look like the bad guy here

[wrathofthegiraffe]

In the vast world of comics, I wonder if there have been heroes with a “Groundhog Day,” type power. By that I specifically mean a hero who, if they die, immediately finds themselves waking up at the beginning of that day again. If they don’t die, they just continue forward through time.

I’m just thinking of how crazy it would be to have that hero on your super hero team. Like, you go to headquarters in the morning, and it seems like everything’s normal. But then you go to fire off a one liner, and they say it at the same time as you. And suddenly you know. Something went wrong.

And then one day you come in, and your heart drops as you see that their every move looks rehearsed. They answer questions before asked. They are totally aware of everything that’s about to happen. Imagine how scary that would be, realizing you’re starting a day that you’re team mate has failed to survive maybe dozens of times.

[wizardstan]

Sometimes he’ll walk up to you and just slap your sandwich out of your hand and say “don’t eat that” and you’re thinking, damn, what did that sandwich do to me? This was actually still the first time through the day, he just wanted to mess with you.

[ghost-cassette]

Majora’s Mask from everyone else’s perspective

[milk5]

[giraffeyla10]

happy late 8th birthday red matter bomb!

[hellobeau]

@rosemarymonth Day 10: AU week day 3, 4RE W3 TH3R3 Y3T, THE RETURN

In which Dave wusses out of skating on his new, sick, UNREAL AIR so Rose decides to show him its no big deal, and proceeds to Totally Eat Shit.

collab with @rose-ebottles, SNOP.png made by @kanayamaryamistrans and @frantastically

bonus hospital scene:

[horreurscopes]

THESE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR @jaderoseweek LIKE FOREVER AGO I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO POST THEM LMAO

anyway i’m probably never going to finish the 20+ screenshots i saved from this movie but enjoy a bunch of (bad) redraws for a jennifer’s body (2009) dir. karyn kusama jade/rose au lmao !!! except instead of killing each other rose learns to cope with her possession and then they’re girlfriends

[indigonite]

human headcanons? yeah sure

heres 20 of them