so uncivilized

not gay as in happy but queer as in fuck you | she/her | *johnny cage voice* tex

[geekysteven]

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1999: Hundreds of boys queuing up to go see The Matrix

2021: Hundreds of those same girls queuing up to go see The Matrix

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[moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011]

me: i gotta start reading more i feel so uncultured and dumb

homeboy: Put Down That Prose And Come Hit This Sherm Stick You Ugly Fucking Noodlehead

me: 

[deadbeatmaker]

was anyone else 14 on the internet thinking they were a millennial in the mid 2010s. I’d see posts about the housing market and be like so true I can’t afford a house

[mashkara45]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

This would be great for a children’s hospital

[ragsy]

[src]

[imboredandneedalife]

This. This is why i love this hellsite. Where else would you see bloodied walls and call it color theory.

[werewolfffff-deactivated2021082]

all gay sex is gay sex when you’re gay

[memewhore]

[moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011]

me: i gotta start reading more i feel so uncultured and dumb

homeboy: Put Down That Prose And Come Hit This Sherm Stick You Ugly Fucking Noodlehead

me: 

[undercoverdemi]

I am "literally do no care and do not subscribe to gender as a real concept" with a very small dash of "I let people think I'm a girl because it's easier than explaining I'm not" sprinkled on top.

[catchymemes]

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[nyozeka-blog]

i hope my first child is a dragon

[suigintou]

[monkeysky]

please refrain from levitating when you touch the miraculous corpse of McQueen

[jewfrogs]

cloth mother and wire mother were married actually. love is love

[shroomfucker]

saying aloud “unsanitary tw” before eating a chip that fell on the ground

[asspeen]

every time we touch………………,

i get this feeling…………..

[asspeen]

[lindirs-gaze]

i am going to create the worst lotr fancast

[lindirs-gaze]

send me anon hate and I’ll do the rest of the cast

[lindirs-gaze]

hmm. who am i missing

[hexpress]

[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

[jaynavajasso]

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

[orwellsunderpants]

THIRD BASE

[lordkevington-deactivated-deact]

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

[j-sprrr]

[brucebocchi]