Zillabird

26. AceAro. Shipper of many things but mostly JayDick and SladeDick if I'm honest. Check out the pages tab to find my list of current works.

[ameba-from-space]

Anyway I'll now present to yall dick grayson's entire character arc using only two memes, behold:

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

(10-year-old) Barbara Gordon: I can’t sleep. I’m afraid of Frankenstein.

Commissioner James Gordon: Don’t you mean Frankenstein’s Monster?

Barbara Gordon: I do not. Personally I find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you.

[wwprice1]

Raise your hand if Bitewing is your favorite dog in comics! Cover by Jamal Campbell!

[zillabird]

i don't know if you'll ever finish it, but i loved your sweeter sickness fic. i randomly thought about it after all these years and revisited it, it's so perfect even if uncomplete. i hope you're well!

Good news! A new chapter of that fic should be going up tomorrow night!

[sophieleeart]

he really should take better care of himself…. 

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[batter666-deactivated20180822]

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

[thegaybeany]

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

[blinkingkills]

7, but i’m an art student so

[theforbodingboglands]

I got 0 GKJGFSLFKGJ. How??

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Looking at the notes is like checking privilege, because I thought this test was easy lol

[nastr0nd]

huh, I thought i would do really bad, because my eyesight is for shit, like if any of my organs were going to be sold on the black market the dealer would give back complimentary eyeballs to the seller just because mine were so bad.

[grousemouse]

Post-nightmare-brotherly-comfort-time for my boys! This is much bigger than what I usually post so it took a lil longer to make. Hope you guys like it!

[deadhermiteyes]

we need more fics of this au

edit: ***i need more fics

[cainyourkids]

angels—they fall first, but I’m still here

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[jaydickincorrect]

Jason: I only feel one emotion and it's anger. 

Dick: Last night you drunk texted me like a hundred heart emojis

Jason: Out of anger.

[teathattast]

Throckmorton

[tredlocity]

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

[snoopingasusualisee]

Apparently this is a running gag in math textbooks

[thats-so-roentgen]

Oh, no, my friend, @aceyuurikatsuki . It’s not just that. It is so much more. Settle down and let your friendly neighborhood x-ray tech explain you a thing.

Throckmorton’s Sign, otherwise known as Throckmorton’s Principle, does in fact have to do with dicks. Because it is fairly normal for a dick to show up on a hip or pelvis x-ray. But the thing about Throckmorton’s Sign is, it’s not just that the dick is visible. It is a legitimate diagnostic tool.

Let me explain: let’s say a person equipped with a penis is in a car accident and has right leg and right side hip/pelvic pain. Their doctor will order x-rays. Unfortunately, sometimes fractures are so small that they can be missed, or, because the patient is in such bad shape and the images obtained aren’t the best quality, the radiologist can’t be sure for one reason or another if what they’re seeing is actually a fracture.

So what do they do? They look for the dick.

You heard me correctly. The dick.

Throckmorton’s Sign is when “the penis points to the area of pain.” So if the above-mentioned AMAB patient’s xray aren’t displaying a clear, obvious fracture, but their dick is pointing to the right side, 9 times out of 10, the injury or fracture is on the right hip or leg area, so then the radiologist will focus on that side while reading.

Now I know what my non-radiology followers are thinking. “Ace, this sounds like bullshit. This can’t be true. You’re lying through your teeth.” But I swear to you, it is 100% accurate. I have seen a positive Throckmorton’s Sign multiple times with my own eyes over the course of the past 7 years. Ask any x-ray tech, and they will probably agree with me.

Your dick is good for at least one thing, and that thing is helping a radiologist diagnose your upper femur, hip, or pelvic fracture.

This had been a PSA.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

holy fucking shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Your cousin, Dick Pain Compass

[7-11thuniverse]

oh my god

[7thedisasterdyke]

What the fuck human anatomy

[queerpyrate]

Doc: “Where does it hurt?”

Throckmorton your skateboarding cousin:

[teathattast]

World heritage post

[theycantalk]

feathers

[slushyseals]

Unmute!

[erusaii-deactivated20240108]

It came in a dream

[oliviapaigewrites-deactivated20]

I finally, finally, after months of being asked for it, made the story structure into its very own chart. 

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

2020 in review: january, february, march, march, march, march, march, april, mayjunejulyaugustseptemberoctober, november 1, november 2, november 3, november 3 part 2, november 3 part 3, november 3 part 

[sassyresacon1990]

The Mandalorian is literally a story about a supporting character.

Here are main characters, Bo-Katan and Ahsoka, hunting down big bads like Gideon and Thrawn, and Din is like “that’s nice, I’m just trying to find a really good preschool for my child” AND THAT IS HILARIOUS I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH WANTING TO KNOW THE MAIN FUCKING STORYLINE AND DIN IS REFUSING TO ENGAGE. HE IS LEGIT LIKE “not fucking today, not my fucking division” AND DRIVES OFF IN HIS SHITTY HONDA CIVIC WITH HIS GREMLIN CHILD THAT HAS ANGER ISSUES.