My Good Omens Fics
Thought I'd finally take a whack at keeping a list! (I also may have way too many WIPs started, so hopefully more to add soon.)
One Shots:
Similarly Occupied - E, 8.8k. Crowley wakes from his nineteenth-century nap to find Aziraphale in a less-than-discreet Gentleman's Club. Pining and dancing and mirrors, oh my. Written for the GOAD Smut War.
and i hate to wait so long - E, 3k. Aziraphale finds out about Crowley's past as a kraken, and is...intrigued, to say the least (v soft, dreamy, and romantic mofu). Written for the GOAD kink fling, prompt: tentacles.
If the Fates Allow - E, 3.2k words. It’s the night before Christmapocalypse, and the boys are back in the bookshop for the first time since their first kiss. Angsty smutty feelings with a happy ending epilogue. Written for the GOAD Holiday Exchange for @nightshiftcaffiene
Kind by Kind - E, 3.8k. A bit o' historical wing smut, praise kink, and also Leonardo da Vinci. Written for the GOAD Valentine exchange for @noisycatstephanie
Multi Chaps:
Little Bookshop of Horrors (WIP) - E, 4/8 chapters published (and I’m back at it!). A campy, sacrilegious romp. AKA what if GO S3 was actually Little Shop of Horrors? Written for the Good Omens Theatre Bang with perfect(ly gorgeous and threatening) art by @gardenvarietydemon
Stuck On You (Complete) - E, 56k. After a drunken handfasting ceremony, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves magically bound to be touching at all times. In order to set the situation to rights, they must embark on a multi-day journey to seek help from the last true witch in England. Written for the High Pollen Count event with the swooniest cover art by actual goddess @gleafer.
[Stuck On You Bonus Content: check out the excellent fan-made playlist by @the-oxrib-and-oyster, PLUS a new and glorious podfic, voiced by @nosferatini with music by @paperclipninja!]
Such Devotions of the Heart (Complete) - E, 41k. My first ever fanfic! A S2 revisited fix-it romp that I wrote in a no-beta frenzy after months of final 15 heartbreak.
Poetry & Collabs:
Sorted. - T, <100word Poem. Get humans wet and staring into each other’s eyes... (vavoom, etc.). Featuring stunning smooch art by the illustrious @gahellhimself-blog
On Days Quite Like This One - G, <1k Poem. Ineffable Wives bubble bath fluff written as a collab with my dear @jesmalestiel
Coming Home - A Choose Your Own Adventure Story - E, 117k. Over 30 authors created a Choose Your Own Adventure fic for our ineffables to finally get down to sexy business in the South Downs. Where will your choices take them?
Give Me Jizz Or Give Me Death - E, 35k Choose Your Own Adventure. A jizztastic maze of ghosts and lighthouses (enter if you dare!). Written as a collaborative gift for the for the loveliest and jizziest salty sailor of them all @harlotofupdog.



















