Good Omens Fics by me
Series
Communicatio in Sacris - E, 21k, three parts. Human au ft. Priest Crowley, queer divinity, a dash of reverse omens vibes. Part 3 by @malachitegrey
Avalanche - T, 5k, two parts, post season 2 pain/character study.
Oh, Maker - E, 69k, three parts. 6,000 years of pining + religious trauma.
Multichaps & One shots
(You) On My Arm - E, 20k, historical au marriage of convenience ft. vicar Az and genderfuckery Crowley, written for Zin_Lynn’s Fandom Trumps Hate bid.
If I Hear A Melody - M, 3k, complete. South Downs softness for @frisbay , with included podfic by @lickthecowhappy and art by @eybefioro.
Hit Me, Cupid, One More Time - T, 8.7k, complete. Silly 1990’s shenanigans written for Sex Pollen Presents: The 90’s!
You Can Have It - E, 82k, complete. Human AU, friends to lovers, slow burn, mutual pining, Soft™️
Half Past Late - E, 2.5k. Dream sex featuring angel Az and human Crowley from @e-rated-beardo ‘s incredible au, Scorn and the Saint Maker
Strange Perfections In Any Stranger I Choose - E, 5.6k. The boys from Honey, There is No Right Way have a semi-public threesome with someone who is definitely not @chernozemm
Honey, There is No Right Way - E, 19.7k. Reverse Omens flavored Human Au ft. slutty Beardziraphale in lingerie and pining transmasc Crowley for @hakunahistata's birthday
Thou Art All Fair - E, 3k. Tender South Downs monsterfucking for @omens-for-ophelia's birthday
Such Shaping Fantasies - E, 11.5k. Pyramus & Thisbe inspired sapphic fairy tale ft. art by @gardenvarietydemon
Your Art of Love and Your Love of Art - E, 12k. Through the ages pining and repressed desire for @malachitegrey's birthday
Whatever We Deny or Embrace - E, 10k. Goobers in love, tender first time in 1020 A.D. written for @adverbian's birthday
It's Your Business (If You Want Some, Take Some) -E, 11k. South Downs soft free use for @omens-for-ophelia
Wash My Mouth (Empty Out All the Dirt That You Found) - E, 3k. Furfur/Eric smut for @crowleyslvt
Wont You Meet Me at the Gates - T, 1.5k. South Downs fluff and softness for @sisterpersimmon
God Forgive My Tasteless Tongue - E, 10k. Sex pollen + truth serum pining while fucking for @malachitegrey ft. art by @ineffableigh
Close Your Eyes With Holy Dread - E, 3k. CNC Eden Roleplay inspired by art by @chernozemm
It's Taken So Long To Come True - E, 6.6k. A gift for @adverbian (Good Omens Song & Poetry Exchange). Two fantasies, and one time it was real.
Vedrai, Carino - E, 10k. Written for the 2024 Good Omens Minisode Minibang. Collab with @almalvo! A visit to the opera, pining while fucking.
Can't Fight Back, But I Can Take It - E, 10k. Written for the 2024 Good Omens Valentine Kink Calendar. and featuring some stunning art by @chernozemm Prompt: degradation.
If It's the Beaches - E, 2.8k. Just some tender, angst free moonlit smut!
An Angel Reaching for the Sky - E, 2.7k. South Downs kink with art by @atoikalh, written for the Do It With Style 2023 Reverse Mini Bang
A Guarantee and Not a Promise - E, 16k, post s2 fix it of sorts. Soft kinky blasphemous smut
Love Like Vines, Love Like Thorns - E, 8k, dark kinky fairy tale reverse AU
Ficlets/Poetry
And She Feeds You Tea and Oranges - M, pine-y wank for @ineffabildaddy's birthday. Inspired by her gorgeous piece, core of a clementine.
Your Heart in the World, and the World There Within - M, Thirsty South Downs softness written for @ineffabildaddy
Your Fall Was Not an Accident - G, angst based on this poem by c.k.
The Only Thing That's Real - G, two poems based on Drinking Wine by Wislawa Szymborska. For @adverbian
Flesh, Blood, Bone, Devotion - G, Inspired by this gorgeous art/caption by @chernozemm
Did You Forget? - E, Angsty post s2 divorced sex inspired by Do You Remember by @ineffabildaddy
By Faith Obtain, By Mouth Receive - E, oral sex drabble
Fridge Poem Ficlets (series) -M, stand alone ficlets based on fridge poems that @malachitegrey torments me with. 9/?
(PS for those asking how to pronounce my username/what it means - it's fake google translate Latin babes, of the motto of one of the houses of the Night Court in Kushiel's Dart. I pronounce it in my head like vol-up-TAH-tiss CAWS-uh. Going by Vol in fandom spaces <3)











