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markv5

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

incorrigible-ixoreus

toomuchperfume

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

thetygre

July 3rd, 11:59 P.M.: This country is a festering cesspool of corruption, ignorance, and violence. Every achievement is built on the backs of millions of dead. The Founding Fathers-

July 4th, 12:00 A.M.:

July 5th, 12:00 A.M.: -would shake their heads in shame if they could see the state of this nation.

residentgoodgirl

assgod

Now this is just iconic advice

kodaksnacks-blog

roseseafoam

airframeextender

actually no i did not know that

cryptid-sighting

huh..

pureslime-deactivated20191020

What a fucking shame

badwolfkaily

miniangel

4gifs

10knotes

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS

freshmoviequotes

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

doctordisaster

The United States of America (1865-2018)

skipinouterspace

My jaw dropped at this joke. Like how’d that get in a marvel movie

nickholmes

You’re not prepared for how awesome the next two and a half minutes of your life will be. (thanks Cindy)

pricklylegs-deactivated20250727

Kill it with fire.

neptoonsdaughter

Bruh…

fckin-deactivated20171107

I’m thinking about her

eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2

forbidden fruit

isaacmemes

Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much?

kitswulf

Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It’s got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this “fruit” has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it.

As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he’s a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul-tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it’s basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that’s what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win.

ciphercoyote

Human Brain: Don’t eat the posion pod its fucking posion Monkey Brain: Eat the fruit pod its fruit Lizard Brain: The Washing Machine Is Vibrating Give It The Sex Fish Brain: Climb inside the washing machine it is safe.

dante-speaks

WHOO lmao

fangirlshideout

shanemichael

It’s fucking red.

stupidfuckingdumbfuckingbearname

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

niuniente

When the game shits you and pushes its middle finger up to yours

klefable

what IS THIS

no1fan15

Ah yes the wonderful Kaiso trap

avienbgwp

No

“ A Kaizo Trap is a type of video game Hope Spot: You have just finished a difficult challenge, such as defeating a boss, completing a level, or even winning the whole game. The battle is over and you breathe a sigh of relief. Then the game kills you during the victory cutscene, and you have to do it all over again.The player has to find a way to defuse the trap before completing their actual goal, as their fate is otherwise unavoidable after triggering the cutscene and losing control of their character. “

niuniente

Thank you for the information, now I can look for more videos and not sleep whole night because I’m laughing uncontrollably with tears in my eyes at the game videos.