Zippy

22 | possibly a conductor of evil?

[zippysneeze]

the mice are inside the blog and i can't afford an exterminator to get them out so i'm just gonna put poison everywhere, okay guys? be careful and don't eat anything you see around the blog. I might set traps too, so watch out for that. <3

[zippysneeze]

pinning this so no one steps in any traps! i'm less worried about the poison bc theres not much food around here anyways :)

[honeyglazezham]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy, Robert Robertson | Mecha Man & Waterboy Characters: Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Waterboy (Dispatch) Additional Tags: robert and herm get high, Drug Use, Fluff, Robert is down bad, waterboy is freaky, of course there’s hr violations this is hr violation game, beef metnion, Mentioned Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch), Robert and Mandy dated, waterboy is autistic, Self-Esteem Issues, Anxiety Disorder, both of them are pathetic, Flirting, Making Out, kissing while intoxicated, very mild smut, Power Bottom Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Sub Top Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch), They have crushes on each other, herman chills out Summary:

Robert wants to invite Herman over to chill out and smoke weed Inspired by the “you specifically need to get high.” Also, my addiction

[honeyglazezham]

More people end up liking this fic I will continue it

And we will CAN Invisigal

[myspacecrybaby]

[zippysneeze]

nor haunted by mice......

[zippysneeze]

what is Zohran Mamdani's plan to get RID OF MY MICE?

[rnooness-deactivated20260602]

so crazy how my life would be a billion times better if i lived near a forest

[zippysneeze]

so crazy how my life would a billion times better without the Mice 😔😔😔😔😔

[zippysneeze]

the strength of the friendship between a 20-something luxury brand gay boy and a 20-something previously-alternative straight clean girl could tear worlds apart i think

[zippysneeze]

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[zippysneeze]

why does it sound olike theres a creeper outside my house

[vishnovy]

[zippysneeze]

the mice when i cover their hole in the floorboards where they get in to INFEST MY FUCKING HOUSE

[inkandintent]

I don’t talk about it anymore, but I still feel it.

[zippysneeze]

The Mice

[inversedlines]

[zippysneeze]

this is probably what the mice are thinking and thats why they infested my house and then my blog

[zippysneeze]

are there any particularly unethical mouse traps? maybe that can be how i can get more into this whole being-evil thing

[zippysneeze]

should i post selfies on here? will that make you fuckers follow me???? back when i was on tumblr in middle and high school i would've NEVER revealed my identity , but now that this place is a barren wasteland (except for the mice, of course) maybe i can just throw all my previous rules out the window...... maybe if i post my cute beautiful face you all will see the light and follow me.... hmm... much to think about

[yoonasdiary]

[zippysneeze]

when i am crying from the mice but then i start crying from MORE FUCKING MICE, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, I KNOW THEY'RE HERE, I KNOW IT

[zippysneeze]

the mice weren't as bad last night.....

[zippysneeze]

I KEEP HEAIRNG THEM BUT I DON'T SEE THEM

[zippysneeze]

THE FUCKING MICE