Ziz the Arcanist

Ziz - he/him - 27 y/o - Casual enjoyer of shitposts

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[campyvillain]

my mom made me watch the last part of stranger things w her last night and she kept getting frustrated that i was laughing every time the evil villain guy showed up because whenever he’d come onscreen i’d think abt this video of his actor in prosthetics trying to drink a bottle of coke and fucking dying and she was like WHATS SO FUNNY HE JUST KILED SOMEONE and i couldn’t form coherent words for liek 10 mjnutes the noises THE NOISES

[antpenis]

hm?

[hyena-afton-deactivated20260131]

The squelcherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[moebunny]

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[cpericardium]

[beardedmrbean]

Beyblade heavyweight division

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is the most unsafe thing I've seen in a while

[justeliiijah]

@osha-unofficial

[osha-unofficial]

back in the 60s they let you do this on airplanes

[sepdet]

[vigilmaker-deactivated20260810]

happy th

[vigilmaker-deactivated20260810]

happy thors

[vigilmaker-deactivated20260810]

it’s his day!!

[vigilmaker-deactivated20260810]

@sailor-arashi

[sailor-arashi]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

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[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[fullofsoupp]

my 3 apple tall child coco 💚🥥

[superchat]

[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[asphor]

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

[charlesoberonn]

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

[asphor]

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

[charlesoberonn]

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

[charlesoberonn]

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

[charlesoberonn]

To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[dragon-in-a-fez]

no post has ever altered my brain chemistry as much as "can only you see the time being?"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

in case you're not familiar:

[innerchildabortionclinic]

it's been thursday all day so far and tomorrow? predicting friday 100% of the time. #crazy

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[avakynx]