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[dogpuppy]

[what-even-is-thiss]

So today on the local news they covered that the US men’s soccer team beat Australia but the news anchors didn’t get nearly as excited about that as they did about the report about the local zoo releasing more endangered lizards into the wild and frankly I agree with them

[slovy-vyjadreno]

Já, když cokoli.

[poslednikovboj]

v rámci obrozenectví navrhuji převzít frázi "What's cooking, good looking" a užívat ji jako "Jak se vaří, sličná tváři"

dveřmi se vyprovodím sám, děkuji

[lesilence]

jsem tak kurevsky rada ze jsem stihla zachytit tento poklad protoze realne uz odpoledne to tam nebylo

[shutyourmoustache]

[elvencantation]

[feluka]

youre never alone. bacteria

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[teplejtrouba]

Nemohu se rozhodnout, jestli jsou tři veteráni toxická polytrojce nebo mají spíše pocítěníčko staršího gay páru s neukázněnýn synkem.

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[anglicismus]

recenze petroniova satyriconu...

[pangur-and-grim]

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

[pangur-and-grim]

why aren't we doing this?

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[thanksbrunette]

[orivu]

[little-dev1l]

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear