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maddison • 21 n married

[floralsprinted-deactivated20230]

Are you homophobic?

No not at all. I’m don’t ‘support’ the lifestyle, but I don’t hate them, or discriminate against them. Jesus still loves them, so I do too.

[dynastylnoire]

the christian way to say you’re homophobic.

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[ihavetofart-deactivated20150908]

[latadelixo]

[huntingfishinglovingeveryday-de]

I have questions

[unclebeanbag]

To get to the other side

[sixpenceee]

Completely understand

[no-chill-at-all]

Rihanna can’t wink: A mini thread

[itsodete-deactivated20170613]

LOOOL

[caliphorniaqueen]

lmao my baby

[mtfautoandrophile]

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

[mtfautoandrophile]

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

[nick-avallone]

imagine if millipedes had toes

[nick-avallone]

their pedicures would be so expensive

[g-r-a-p-e]

So on average, a pedicure is around $20. $20/10 is $2, so we can say a pedicure costs an average of $2 per toe. 

Millipedes can have up to 400 legs. 400x5 toes per leg is 2,000 toes. $2x2,000 is $4,000.

It’s customary to tip around 15%, but we’ve just made this person paint the tiny, tiny, nails of a creepy af bug, so we need to tip big. Of course, this is discretional, but let’s go crazy and do 30%.

$5200 for a pedicure. 

[nick-avallone]

[ftfhal]

[princesszora]

[eminemisnotverytalented]

[catshatefire]

This whole fucking post is a rollercoaster

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[meiamandrew]

The new republican healthcare bill

[7mangoes]

how do y'all get into loving happy relationships? what is the cheat code y'all using???

[jazzybojangles]

Communication.

[grimwintermoon-deactivated20191]

commitment

[thighetician]

Humility

[jarjar-kinks]

“modifyrelationship YourFirstName YourLastName TargetFirstName TargetLastName 100 Romance_Main” but make sure that you have cheat codes enabled first

[square-enix]

when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”

[coltre]

[jakegyllenhaal]

[autohaste]

I’M GOING TO SCREAM

[proverbsandchill]

FACTS