Fagdyke Scallywag

《 Zoey | They/She | 18 | Nonbinary 》 《 Uuuuuuh Pansexual 》

[zoethefoe]

jerking off to cerebral, avant-garde erotica so no one thinks I'm into derivative or otherwise uninspired pornography

[cryptotheism]

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

[3000s]

what the hell did i do

[3000s]

home goods blocked me

[3000s]

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

[frogliftcertified]

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

[frogliftcertified]

OK 👍 that is helps

[cybermanes]

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[eon-of-axolotls]

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[bitchautism]

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[disgustinggf]

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[regal-bones]

happy 50k to butt dyke house holy shit

[kaban-bang]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

[verins-little-notebook]

venus of chillendorf

[zoethefoe]

I am hanging by a thread

[arrow-ettes]

how it's feeling rn

[ba1laur]

you inform the average gamer that the gerudo of zelda are orientalist caricatures and they start acting like you just shot their wife in front of them

[egregore-engine]

you try to tell people that Japanese people can, in fact, be racist, and are actually quite good at it, and they act like that's the most implausible thing they've ever heard

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister