Fagdyke Scallywag

《 Zoey | They/She | 18 | Nonbinary 》 《 Uuuuuuh Pansexual 》

[zoethefoe]

jerking off to cerebral, avant-garde erotica so no one thinks I'm into derivative or otherwise uninspired pornography

[minna-nakayoku]

i too hungry the. icecream

[minna-nakayoku]

[minna-nakayoku]

HAHSTAG MUTT HASHTAG DUMB MUTT ?

[zoethefoe]

Time to practice our daily affirmations for spending money!

I am above the trivial customs of man

Wealth flows from my fingertips just like the kings of yore

This shit ain't nothing to me man

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[subaru-copilot]

[zoethefoe]

beautiful futch shotgun secondhand dart smoke into my mouth and make me taste colors

[biglawbear]

"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same

[cloverslime]

please let your voice shine gorgeous

[homeboygirl]

can i get a moment of peace

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[cryptotheism]

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

[3000s]

what the hell did i do

[3000s]

home goods blocked me

[3000s]

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

[frogliftcertified]

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

[frogliftcertified]

OK 👍 that is helps

[cybermanes]

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[eon-of-axolotls]

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[bitchautism]

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries