diet dr peppar

she/they Boring ass

[emnesoi]

smoking the shit that made youtube poop

[patchoulism]

[theladyeowyn]

FREDDY: Now, you die. NANCY: It's too late, Krueger. I know the secret now. This is just a dream. You're not alive. This whole thing is just a dream. I want my mother and friends again. I take back every bit of energy I gave you. You're nothing. You're shit.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) dir. Wes Craven

[lesbianbloodritual]

nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix

[jmfenner91]

Two Lonely Souls

[theancientwayoflife]

~ Children's Toy - Сockerel.

Place of origin: Karachay-Cherkessia, Russia

Culture: Early medieval culture of the Adygo-Alanian tribes

Date: A.D. 8th-9th century

Place of origin: North-western Caucasus, Karachayevo-Cherkessk Republic; Archaeological site: Moshchevaya Balka Burial Mound

Medium: Leather, thread, silk.

[loiswasadevil]

I overheard a worker at a pizza place Tell their coworker You have a Peter Griffin laugh and He got so sheepish and embarrassed, I wish I had said Peter Griffin has a beautiful laugh and it's nothing to be ashamed of, But I didn't

[lakevida]

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

[zomb1]

watch Ted high it will be even worse

[gangstaonspice]

— she is mine, priest

[fallingtowers]

i fucking haaate being a castle guard dude the king's coat of arms is fucking stupid and all the female courtiers laugh at my tabard. can somebody come usurp this guy already

[fallingtowers]

oh AWESOME someone sent the king this post and now i'm getting drawn & quartered for treasonous speech 🙄 real cool and mature sending my employer a vent post i made on my PERSONAL BLOG. thanks a million.

[fallingtowers]

LOLLLLLLL he got dethroned by his nephewwwww!!! execution avoided!!! someone will come along and free me from this oubliette soon i bet

[boyswanna-be-her]

This picture i took of hector while i was drunk last night looks like a damn renaissance painting

[youremybrandnewday]

Hector

[boyswanna-be-her]

Hector

[deerthing]

georges de la tour, la madeleine a la hector, 1640

[vewn]

I should get pregnant

[desdenona]

[abortionado]

Me every time Trump mentions DeSantis

[abortionado]

best tweet on earth. Sublime

[shroom-mamii]

I’m sorry but this is literally fucking hilarious

[tearsricochet]

HEREDITARY - 2018 Every family tree hides a secret.

[gemologie]

DISCRETION

[vewn]

None of your friends hate you & wish you death by firing squad