Why Be A Fun-Guy When You Can Be A Shroom-Mami

[radicalgraff]

"Better a stray dog than a police dog"

[neopetdestroyer]

[thememedaddy]

[nayters]

[dogpuppy]

[nerdreamer]

[meatsound]

bigs my me at you

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Creature

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

fuck w me

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[maja-paja]

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[captain-price-returns]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

WHO WANTS TO DO CAUSAL NUDITY WITH ME

[mandate-transgenderism]

your nudity causes my nudity

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

FUCK I MEANT

AH WHATEVER

YEAH SURE CAUSATIVE NUDITY

[doomedmutual]

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[horrorandhalloween]

[bundibird]

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

[witha-boxofscraps]

This CANNOT be left in the tags you came with RECEIPTS

[bundibird]

Sorry, @akinari-kashihara , she invited who the fuck to her wedding??

[akinari-kashihara]

Hi sorry

Taylor Swift fans ‘sickened’ after ICE contractor attends wedding

The contractor's company is responsible for running ICE's largest detention centre.

[durnesque-esque]

She is a billionaire who does not give a FUCK about you or anyone else on this planet but herself. And her music is not and has never been that good.

She has the kind of power and influence that could fix real problems in the world. Instead, she's just building circuses to keep you distracted from it all.