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You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now ♡

[immikey]

[rockybalboaconstrictor]

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

There’s a banned Dexter’s Laboratory episode where Dexter makes a machine meant to remove the rudeness of Dee Dee but they both end up accidentally getting into it and making two rude clones of themselves (w/ stereotypical New York accents) who cuss and swear throughout the entire episode.

It’s called Rude Removal and was originally made and meant to air in 1998 as a part of Season 2, but didn’t for obvious reasons. It was released uncut on Adult Swim’s website in 2013, and you can watch the uncensored version here (click) !

[iconsflow]

like or reblog if you save or use!  ♡  @iconsflow

[sunflorally]

so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.

[stimman3000]

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[coutureicons]

michiko malandro

[pancakeke]

[jihen]

[fakehistory]

Nintendo releases Detective Pikachu trailer (2018)

[pi-la]

[lessercosmicbeing]

[arizonabay-deactivated20181114]

Worked on this girl for 9 months. Now this new music video comes out and she’s immensely popular, arguably one of the most popular characters in the LoL universe.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m really glad she’s a huge hit, it’s super exciting to see so many people love the character design and the gameplay, and know that I contributed directly and significantly to the behind-the-scenes engineering that makes it all work. It’s validating.

But it’s also so fucking melancholy to know I did so much work and put in so much time for such a shitty company, run by shitty people, and the reward I got for it was unemployment. 

I threw a lot into this character. I cried at work. I started getting panic attacks, which I’ve never gotten before. I developed persistent heart palpitations from the daily overwhelming stress and had to go to the hospital (this is true, seriously.) I basically dropped all my friends outside of work. My manager (and his manager!) lied to me constantly to keep me working. They said I was doing a great job but to keep it up. Don’t worry, it’s going to turn out great, and it’ll all be worth it in the end – recognition, a raise, probably a promotion in short order. They promised me the world. When she was finally finished, I didn’t even get to go to the release party, they just walked me out. 

I remember a quote from my last day, it sticks out in my mind: “I know you realize this is really hard for me,” my manager said. Yes, in the end, when he awkwardly informed me I didn’t have my dream job anymore – or any job at all – and then stared back at my shell-shocked face, my thousand-yard stare, the only thing he felt was sorry for himself.

She launched with no major bugs and was considered a technical success. Doesn’t matter. Get the fuck out.

I don’t know how I feel. A weird sensation of pride and intense bitterness. I did a good job; at least, I think I did. Unfortunately, internal validation is the only kind I’m going to get.

[catsi]

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

[bombinax-deactivated20231209]

can I just get ‘don’t fucking talk to me’ tattooed in a circle around my face

[thedragoon-deactivated20200430]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me: PLEASE, I am BEGGING you, focus on this ONE SINGLE THING so I can get this done!

My Thoughts:

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

This pizza joint got it all figured out

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

I’d like to clarify, the Prick of the Week feature is regularly updated, as the last time I saw it, it was Elon Musk.