Halloo!

28 - Will - non-binary af - Not quite internet famous

[queerioswithoutmilk]

The bags under my eyes deserve a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records

[recoveredcombatsister]

sorry but youre never going to get me to care about workplace theft

[vrpltransdyke]

You laugh now, but they stole my workplace last year. I looked up from my desk and I was just standing in an empty field. Desk was gone too

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[kitsnicket]

I don’t like this actually

[kitsnicket]

This is depressing does anyone else find this depressing

[tokkibean]

get a really good scene idea

write fic so that you can write the really good scene idea

write the really good scene idea

realise that you now need to write the rest of the fic

realise that you have no plot & no idea what to do bc you've already written the really good scene idea

panic.

[shibara]

7. realise you can just post the really good scene on its own.

8. slap some minimal context in the notes so ppl know what the fic that contained this might have been, and upload it to AO3.

9. the really good scene idea enters the collective mind of the fandom.

10. a person on the other side of the world falls asleep with a smile thinking about the really good scene idea

[the-haiku-bot]

7. realise

you can just post the really

good scene on its own.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[byjove]

took him fishing and all we caught was feelings 😔

[x-h3kk3ning-x]

oh, cuz y'all suck at fishing?

[byjove]

the fish weren’t biting but I was. nibbling on his earlobe like a skeeter.

[daddyfuckedme]

[echoesofsaturn]

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

[naturalpr3y]

I can always post worse

[naturalpr3y]

and more pervertedly

[who-goes-in-the-torment-nexus]

They'd be prettier if they were coughing up blood btw

[lylahammar]

We’ve found a new game

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[squeaky-hawkmoth]

years of scientific research

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[templetv-deactivated20260211]

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

[toddsolondz]

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?