daring waistcoats and scarlet opinions

emma. 22. i think about dogs a lot and am a garbage

[hell-heron]

Original text: I pray thee, good Mercutio, let’s retire.                            The day is hot; the Capulets, abroad;                            And if we meet we shall not ’scape a brawl,                            For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring

No fear Shakespeare:

(x)

[mayothompson]

[unclefather]

yeehaw

[ruinedchildhood]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

[everythingiswhatevernow]

Why is this funny

[ectobiohazard]

assflash newshole

[flowerinaflame]

Who am I to deny myself every single desire that crosses my pea brain

[spiroandthelacktones]

mike’s hard look at yourself

[iraffiruse]

[dailywomen]

[x]

[profeminist]

“Next Tuesday, McDonald’s workers at restaurants in 10 cities will walk off the job at lunch, waging the first-ever nationwide strike to combat sexual harassment.” 

- TIME’S UP

McDonald’s Workers Are Going on Strike Over Sexual Harassment

NEXT TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 18th - SUPPORT THE STRIKE!!!

[badtvblog]

[jordserry]

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

[sinkies]

[sleemo]

John Boyega photographed by Charlie Gates for The New York Times

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[bismal]

[defboyardee-deactivated20150318]

[carrot-gallery]

What We Do In The Shadows 2 (2019) dir. Taika Waititi

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