uh oh

Come and get me milkman. Chuck (they/them) /26/Memphis.

[grapefruiters]

fuck you. iambics your pentameter

[aaaangel444]

[fallingtowers]

sorry if i was weird the other day i'm but a conduit for powers as terrible as they are strange

[woodmeat]

this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit

[evilwizard]

*me as a dj* who’s in the club lookin to get corrrrrrrrrupted by my dark sigil !

[harlecore]

it's because you're always on that damn JSTOR

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

gender trouble will have you saying shit like I have got to get some more masculine earrings

[transgenderization]

you can trust me with the blowtorch ive changed i wont cause another creme brulee incident i promise

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

I’m at a point in my life

[foggy-pc]

[funnytwittertweets]

[kittenchomp]

So you’re a boy then?

only when its fun

[wizard-spells]

Reblog this post to turn the previous user into a Creature

[cryptotheism]

There is a voice in your head that wants you to prove that you're actually the smartest person in the room. That voice is the devil, and it will make you chronically unfuckable.

[mariamlovesyou]

new uterine lining just dropped

[ocqueen]

[marianhalcombes]

i like mad scientists bc i think we should all get to indulge in being gay, evil, and insufferably smart

[marianhalcombes]

no more of that “im gay and stupid” nonsense im gay and smart and im building a man that will be my downfall

[skelekin]

[grapefruiters]

hey um. idk how to say this but. i played ur boyfriend’s motif with a little too many minor chords and now he’s becoming evil. sorry