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Cosmic Funnies
Not today Justin
Today's Document
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
cherry valley forever
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Stranger Things
$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.
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Ascidiacea is a filter feeder. They’re characterized by a tough outer “tunic” made of the polysaccharide cellulose. They’re found all across the world, mostly in shallow water. While they come in a variety of colours and patterns, these one were aptly named the “Skeleton Panda Sea Squirt,” by Dr. Michael Sweet, just in time for Halloween!
Oh my god a flawless animal
Finally a place to put the dolls and all their junk. The 1/3rd apothecary and library is on the top, 1/4th room on the bottom with a loft for 1/6th, and I built shelves for the drawers holding clothes and accessories.
Just gotta figure out how to fit all the dolls in since the couch doesn't really fit tho. One day I would also like wallpaper.
sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit
Ship: *gets hit*
Actors: yEET
i’ve been laughing at this for a full hour
One can’t decide whether to join the Bard’s College or the Thieves Guild.
One will just have to weigh the prose and the cons.
*loads crossbow*
Fred Astaire offers his ideas on women’s fashion in Roberta (1935).
it’s time
they were making jokes about this in fucking 1935
Why do our dresses STILL NOT HAVE POCKETS ;-;
Nothing is funnier to me than ppl with rly wild jobs still just being people and having long tired mornings like everyone else. Just heard a doctor in the lab say “I have to go do some cloning” with the same level of enthusiasm I use to say I’m gonna do the dishes.
Aren’t allowed to show your wrists :/
Slut
your girl out here dressed like this and your neighbor jebediah gets a look at her ankles, wygd?
me speaking directly to the lord god almighty: its so hot outside you stupid son of a bitch
Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?
Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider
I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.
As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.
So apparently the data used to recreate Notre Dame in Assassin’s Creed: Unity, such as surgically accurate laser scans and research by one of the developers, will now be used to restore the cathedral itself.
Not gonna lie, it’s kinda amazing how video games, still so often perceived as something childish and meaningless, will now contribute to restoring one of the most famous pieces of European history.
i want to both spread this as impressive technological marvel from unexpected source, but also to joke that the rebuilt cathedral will have walls with only one side, the cardinal clips through the altar and gets stuck waist deep in the floor, and the choir rockets off in separate directions when the incense is lit
Dunno if anyone outside the UK has noticed, but Britain in the last week has decided that tipping milkshakes over fascists is what we do now.
To the point that McDonalds were asked by the police to stop selling them, and it didn’t help at all.
Someone with a gourmet giant shake today just drenched Farage and he looks like a sad milky weasel. Blessed day.
the new saying is “lactose the intolerant” lmao
john wick has the body count of a nuclear bomb. john wick has reached mythical status in the trained assassin underworld to the point stories of him are told to misbehaving children. a whole system of rules and regulations for the creme de la creme of assassins is altered for john wick. jason bourne is an ex special government project volunteer with an abudance of steroids in his system, yes, incredibly durable, strong and effective but john wick is one of the four horsemen of apocalypse. he assassinates assassins with pencils. come on
i just saw john wick kill a man with a book in the trailer for chapter 3. a fucking book. a motherfucking book. and you buffoons were asking me who would win in a john wick vs jason bourne. i hope baba yaga come get you and your whole family smh
This is Shakespearian.
I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.
guess who ingested some foreign objects!
also he has now been officially weighed and he clocks in at a whole 7 pounds. (hes not malnourished hes just leetle)
bastard man ate some rubber bands
hi im sorry but “patient: the void” is the greatest string of letters ever created
ikr, I died when my mom sent me that picture
wow okay this got a lot of notes overnight
yes my cats name is The Void and for good reason because most of the pictures we try to take of him end up like this
and yes he is in that last picture ^^ youre gonna need to jack the screen brightness up to find him
or alternatively:
mr. void, would you like to meet the abyss?
twin agents of darkness
This is so cute.
To pet this cat to first have to sign a statement saying you are not Anish Kapoor.
That last comment was a cherry on what was already a masterpiece of a post.
Someone out here living my dream life
