✨Im Dead Inside✨

I have 2 cats & a ferret. Demisexual. Panromantic. Gender fluid She/Her/Hers or they/them/theirs.

[zomgurl99]

So I made an OnlyFans. It’s free to subscribe, but you have to pay for certain posts. My OnlyFans is @Moongurl99

OnlyFans

[oars-deactivated20220615]

hole collection

[metfell]

the molecules are having mad gay sex but only when youre not looking

[sabertoothwalrus]

[arsenicinshell]

Chandelier earrings by dianacaldarescu 

Available here 

[rs-junk-drawer]

What I want to say: “I apologize for forgetting, some of my conditions cause pretty bad memory loss. I try my best to stay organized but sometimes things slip through the cracks. I’m sorry about not remembering that.”

What I actually say: “sorry my brain is like a filing cabinet with a rat living in it”

[cetitanhasmoved]

can you posr the video that the. pelican is from

[woosh-floosh]

obsessed with the shape of this beast

[doggosource]

reblog to receive $10000  

[catchymemes]

[dicksmasher]

THE CAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM I’m dead

[peachalie]

[fuckingtitsmann-deactivated2017]

SNUGGLES GET YOUR HEAD IN THE FUCKING GAME

[claptrap14]

HIS FAVORITE HOBBY IS NAPPING

[rob-pattinson]

LIL NAS X 2021 | Heather Hazzan ph. for Variety: Power of Young Hollywood

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys...https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets.... better? but also weirder.

[c86]

Taken from Loving: A Photographic History of Men in Love 1850s–1950s

[morsaclizombi]

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[k-asino]

FUCK THIS TUSIGIFKFMFKEKEHHWJEHWJW I DIDNT MISS THIS

[bufhasvhndsls-deactivated201610]

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[owlmylove]

[distantly] THAT DOG

[jamie-bennett]

This is hands down my favorite video on the internet and I am so happy it showed back up on my dash!

[island-delver-go]

Look at this perfectly (mis)timed shot

Look at this goofy goggly boi

[lorileadfoot-deactivated2020072]

I literally could not interpret this image for several seconds as anything but cadtoonishly bulging eyes

[staticblitz-moved]

[scope-dogg]

He’s in an old cartoon and just saw a hot lady turtle

[scared-aquarius]

signs as less common aesthetics pt. 2

Aries Nuclearcore

Taurus Piratecore

Gemini Rococopunk

Cancer Mommy’s on-the-phonecore

Leo Decopunk

Virgo Soft Macabre

Libra City Pop

Scorpio Devilcore

Sagittarius Crust Grunge

Capricorn Scuttlers

Aquarius Mythpunk

Pisces Art Nouveau