Barnabas Deimos: A Classier Monster

[barnabasdeimos]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZegvUfFHtQ)

[barnabasdeimos]

Is this place is still a thing...?

[barnabasdeimos]

This place is still a thing it seems. I may or may not have forgotten I had a tumblr

[barnabasdeimos]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzPlRsmHVKQ)

[noobtheloser]

“He becomes your willing slave.”  I do a lot of these. So do other people.

[theinturnetexplorer]

Pokemon Mashups

LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MAPS

YOU NEED

A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL

SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)

AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)

ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!

BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)

GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.

NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT

LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS

FUCKING GOOD JOB

[tkingfisher]

Some days my hope for humanity is restored in the most unusual ways…

[tj-the-nonbinary-alien-blog]

Me too

[tastefullyoffensive]

[princeofprocrastination]

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? 

[nopholom-deactivated20200716]

Best face

[221cbakerstreet]

still my favorite

[ohcarararara]

an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels

[brokenmachine3553]

Probably my new favorite comic.

[sbaliosa]

i’m tagging @manfredvonfuckyourself because cheese

[iuliathe3rd]

Él es un bailarín tonto!

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

the Hermitage’s court cats portraits by Eldar Zakirov

Steampunk Art

[yolonists]

i love pokemon go

[dongboss]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[horror-o-clock]

[tchalia]

happy 4th of july!!

for havoke.

[sabrecmc]

That’s quality gif'ing right there

[league-of-extraordinarycomics]

Batman The Animated Series posters 

Created by Phantom City Creative

[barnabasdeimos]

I suddenly want to watch a Hitchcock movie thanks to these...

[barnabasdeimos]

Young guy here, I'd totally bang you. -John

wat? 

[barnabasdeimos]

Hello Sir Deimos (bows and tips hat) if you have the time I politely ask if you know how closely you sound like Mr Crispin Freeman's version of Alucard? I do apologize if you've received this question before but I inquire as to if that is your voice in your intro because as I said you sound almost exactly if not identical to Mr. Freeman's Alucard I do so love your work and wish you well in your life and good luck to smile on you thank you for your time Sir Deimos (bows low and vanishes)

sooo apparently i missed 5 of these messages...? Thanks! And not at all, was never aware of that similarity. Now ill have to go take a listen and try and match it...MUAHAHAHA