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[suppermariobroth]

In the epilogue to Mario Party 6, every character has a shocked expression multiple times during the scene. Since Mario is facing away from the camera, his shocked face can’t be seen under normal circumstances. Here it is from multiple angles.

[dat-soldier]

[shitpostbot5k]

[mwg-drwg]

Y'all really see [REDACTED] and hit that reblog button, huh?

[anthracoceros]

what does this say i just saw [REDACTED] and hit reblog

[mwg-drwg]

[REDACTED]

[orionis-delta]

[REDACTED]?

[mwg-drwg]

Okay let me spell it out for you…

[grawly]

do you think charles martinet has ever said the word “Fuck” in his mario voice? not necessarily on the record of course but as like a gag at a party “hey charlie say ‘fuck’ like Mario” and he’d just do it

[grawly]

oh thank goodness

[snowradish]

The “Go on Mario, say fuck” comic is canon

[ubercream]

RIP, boiled water

you will be mist

[jrmuffin]

I hate you.

[sighinastorm]

Betty White

Thank you for being a friend.

Relax; she’s still alive.

[sighinastorm]

[morganiser-deactivated20240512]

[coolyo294]

[shitpostbot5k]

[shitpostbot5k]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boota]

[alaija]

The phrase is cost price…

[such-justice-wow]

Why would it not be tho????

[zoneofacceptance]

taxes

[shishkababoo-deactivated2018121]

Overwatch parody: angry support characters, characters are too dumb to push the payload, jokes about reapers edginess

Team Fortress 2 parody: The Engineer craps out a melon for the spy as the Heavy Weapons Guy becomes a motorbike which promptly explodes, killing all three of them

[dat-soldier]

it’s bad that i knew exactly which video this was referencing

[jothezette]

Another snippet of the animation I’m doing for my next video- this section is about being able to adapt.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[caseyd1a]

[plancinginthemoonlight]

I feel so called out

[bunkey]

youve crafted your minecraft bed now lie in it

[catlips001]

I can’t sleep, my monsters are near by

[kyleehenke]

how did my ancestors survive the brutal unforgiving wilderness when I get anxiety sweats from going to Target

[amporazz]

to be fair im sure your ancestors would have the exact same reaction going to a Target

[iesika]

In the brutal unforgiving wilderness false positives cost nothing and false negatives are expensive. You’re better off being afraid of something that can’t hurt you than not afraid of something that can hurt you.

In a world where we mostly aren’t in danger, day to day, as long as we don’t play in traffic or jump off something, that’s no longer quite as adaptive.

We got our anxiety from a long, unbroken line of ancestors who were scared enough to survive, and pass on those genes! 

It helps me sometimes to think about that at night, when I can’t sleep because my heart is pounding over something like “what if my usually reliable alarm clock doesn’t work in the morning for some reason and I’m late for work and lose my job and everyone hates me.” There’s nothing wrong with me, I just have a lot of extra, unused run-from-tigers juice that my grandparents left me.

[littlethingwithfeathers]

“Unused run-from-tigers juice.”

I love that.

[danistotallyuncool]

*adult voice* stock market