Happy Nerd Noises

Sup, I'm Will (they/them) and this is where I put my fandom shit: Star Trek, DC, Marvel, ATLA, Riordanverse, and the ocasional dash of Supernatural. Asks are always open. Doodle and ficlet suggestions are always welcome. I swear I’m working on requests I’m just r e a l l y slow.

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[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

rob pattinson’s emo ass bruce wayne is the one who deserves to have a million adopted kids imprint on him like ducklings 

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

he catches them trying to put eyeliner on like him and just starts silently weeping 

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Battinson: full emo get up, sweaty and disheveled after a rough fight, staring gloomily out the window, overlooking gotham with a grim expression as he runs through riddler’s clues in his head

8 year old Dick Grayson: eyeliner scribbled around his eyes so messily it covers half his face and nose, strawberry jam smeared on him in place of blood, hair ruffled in every direction in an attempt to look unkempt, trying his Absolute Hardest to imitate bruce’s exact pose and expression

Battinson: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[thisis-thedollarstore]

op can I…

Bonus:

Bruce: Also it is WAY past your bedtime kid, how’d you get on the roof?!?!? The heck?!

[sword-over-water]

Sokka of the Water Tribe, husband to the Firelord and Prince of the Fire Nation, visiting his father-in-law in all but name, Iroh. 

As a rule, they play pai sho while drinking tea.

Can we please consider their relationship? 

[soft-galaxies]

[lost-piero]

jayroy?

[flameo-hotman]

Zuko

[heyred101]

Tips for fight scenes

If you get punched in the nose your eyes will water, a lot, even if it didn’t really hurt

Your body follows your head, your head gets pushed one way and your body will want to go that way

Getting hit in the stomach isn’t good, it hurts, getting hit in the diaphragm is worse. Causes your lungs to kinda spasm and make it hard to breathe (diaphragm is between stomach and chest)

When fighting a larger person they will have an easier time forcing you back

The jaw is the knockout button. Hit it hard enough and down for the count

Back of the head is very vulnerable, can cause serious damage if hit there

Kidney punches. They hurt. A lot.

People with experience will try to be where they are comfortable. A wrestler will try to get their opponent on the ground, a boxer will stay on their feet, etc.

Easiest counter to a kick is to get closer to whoever is throwing it, then they won’t have enough room for it to be effective

If you want realism, avoid fancy, flashy moves. They’re less practical and easier to counter.

[bethkerring]

I will definitely be using these tips in the future. I don’t write fight scenes very often, but given that I’ve never been in an actual fight of any sort … yeah, definitely need to know this stuff for those scenes. Very helpful!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

But remember: if you’re too close to kick, you’re in perfect range to knee.

[vintagegeekculture]

You know, there’s something kind of familiar about how Cockrum drew Shi’ar Empire starships, technology, and uniforms, but I can’t put my finger on what it is.

[symeona]

John Boyega wants to play Jason??? Oh godddd plsss this will be the softest boy in the whole world plssssssssss

I can't imagine that man angsting. But I want to see him yell at Ben Affleck or Robert Pattinson really baddd plssss

[kaurwreck]

god the power that John would have as Jason. He has the range; I’d kill for this casting

[symeona]

I had to very quickly show or stress how much I need this 🔥🔥🔥

[symeona]

You thought I was done. FOOLS!!! I need this and I need it now.

[stra-tek]

More LCARS Data Retrieval pages from Marvel’s UK Star Trek: The Next Generation comics in 1991.

[ansonmount]

HAPPY BISEXUALITY MONTH here’s a bisexual Captain Kirk gif for all your bisexual Trek needs

[trek-tracks]

Jim: My life doesn’t have consequences. It has Bonesequences.

Jim: That means I get fixed up perfectly no matter what shit I get into, but then I have to deal with Bones.

[marybatson]

FICTIONAL CITIES in the DCU

[inkydandy]

It’s okay Jason, you don’t need to change.

[maid-of-the-golden-deer]

[gesturing wildly] the beauty, the tenderness, the absolute magic behind the idea of data choosing to love geordi, for that love to be active choice. we often take love of any kind to be an automatic thing, something we can't help, but sometimes it isn't, it's about choosing to love another, and that's increased ten fold for data. data, whose emotions are so different from our own, they're all something he chooses to feel. data, who had to fight for his right to choose at all, choosing to love.

[newt-pontmercy]

THE JOKER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JOKER GOD DAMN CLOWN BAT STALKING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN ROGUE MOTHERFUCKING JOKER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT THE JOKER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP TOYS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST USE THEM IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE WITHOUT MAKE UP AND I KNOW HE WOULD HAVE THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jokers waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with joker speaking one word in person on voice throughout gotham not only will i lose my last fuck i will leave gotham out of spite and have to restart my entire life again for the experience of being able to skip all the conversations and moments when he is mentioned or alive

i know why i hate him so much. he killed me but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a clown make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJoker

everythings not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be him or his ‘plans’ and I lost it

where the fuck is joker if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch joker and his sad frail old clown twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final joke book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date set for when joker died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who did so many fucked up if true deeds

- Jason Todd at some point

[homunculus-argument]

One thing I’ve learned about writing is ”give everything a face”. It’s no good to write passively that the nobility fled the city or that the toxic marshes were poisoning the animals beyond any ability to function. Make a protagonist see how a desperate woman in torn silks climbs onto a carriage and speeds off, or a two-headed deer wanders right into the camp and into the fire. Don’t just have an ambiguous flock of all-controlling oligarchy, name one or two representatives of it, and illustrate just how vile and greedy they are as people.

it’s bad to have characters who serve no purpose in the story, but giving something a face is a perfectly valid purpose.

[tlbodine]

This is the real heart of “show don’t tell”