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Crestasee | aronsche

Green cave | takaphilography

imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines

truestoriesaboutme

The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

doux-amer

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”

The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”

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hashtagloveloses

the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

envyavenue

the-memedaddy

meirl

pipistrellus

“Homeowners with citrus trees in their yards can apply online to have parasitic wasps mailed to them that can then be released onto citrus trees”

Thanks, Florida Department of Agriculture

pipistrellus

I wonder if you have to PROVE that you own citrus trees so they can weed out the freeloaders who just want to cheat the government out of wasps

sa2ha

catchymemes

Astronaut tweets

just-shower-thoughts

because atoms are 99.99999999999% empty space, humans are technically just really shitty ghosts that can’t pass through walls and have to eat

wanderloco

Collateral Colours

Clayoquot Plateau 🇨🇦 | calibreus

lsleofskye

Patterns | gavman.18

just-shower-thoughts

2018. The century is currently in its teen years. Which might explain why everyone is so edgy and sensitive about everything.

gavinverhey

This Shalai cosplay at GP Barcelona is amazing! Wow! I can’t believe this isn’t something out of a movie trailer.

markrosewater

In case you haven’t seen this.

lsleofskye

Night time at the Church of the Good Shepherd! | south_of_home

wolkemesser

taylortut

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

taylortut

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything