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|random bullshit like once every other week| | in love with camilla fire emblem |

[krose-draws]

can you draw ragatha swapped with caine? (and how her bubble would be)

such a unique idea!! yes!

Here's Ringmaster Ragatha:

I like the idea of her having a big bow for coattails hehe ^^. She's a bit more confident than how she is in the show, but like Caine, she is very people pleaser-y and fears that she's not enough for the people she's entertaining. I think she would struggle from her adventures not being exciting enough for the rest of the cast. I also think, unlike Caine, everyone likes her because she's placatingly nice. But perhaps in her Circus, the cast would slowly begin to ignore her because they don't feel like she's being genuine/having any real human connections with them--something she would be deeply afraid of.

I feel like "Rabbit" (aka Jax) as her bubble just makes sense (and this implies bubble would enter the circus in place of jax later 🤔 and would be just as much of a little shit) !! Instead of popping bubble, Ragatha just pushes Rabbit back into her hat. Her concept is meant to be kind of ringmaster--kind of magician- so the rabbit in a hat thing I think fits well hehe

Here's ALSO the swap in of Caine for Ragatha in this world haha. All the developers would still abstract (sorry Kinger) and the next human to enter the Circus would be "Ragdoll Caine" -> literally just his plushie form haha. Instead of getting a daughter, Kinger gets a son and we get prolly crazy father son arguments between the two of them somethin like "you're not my real dad stop acting like it" "I just worry about you sometimes" yatta yatta 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

TY for the request I had a lotta fun with this 🙏 sry it took me a while to get to it !!

[probuccalfat]

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

[sassayfrass]

NOT EVERYONE HAS TOMODACHI LIFE

[misfitwashere]

I wrote a eulogy

"I wrote a eulogy for my best friend last week. Then I read it to him. At the pub. On a Tuesday."

He was alive, holding a pint, looking at me like I'd lost my mind. Maybe I have.

I'm Mick. I'm 70. The man across the table was Barry. Seventy-two. Best mate for 46 years. Met on a building site in 1979. He dropped a plank on my foot. I called him something unrepeatable. He bought me a pint after the shift. Haven't gone a week without talking since.

Three months ago we went to a funeral. Bloke we'd worked with. Cancer. The eulogies were beautiful - people saying what he meant to them, things they'd clearly never said to his face. And all I could think was, he can't hear any of this.

Every beautiful sentence. Every "he changed my life." Said to a room of crying people and a box of wood.

I turned to Barry. Whispered, "What a waste."

Drove home. Couldn't sleep. Because I realised, if Barry died tomorrow, I'd stand up and say extraordinary things about this man. Things I've never said in 46 years. And he'd be in the box, missing all of it.

So I wrote them down. Took a week. Harder than expected - not finding the words, but admitting I had them.

Rang him. "Tuesday. The Crown. Need to read you something."

"Have you joined a book club?"

"Just come."

Same corner table. Pint of bitter. Crisps. I pulled out the paper. He saw my hands shake.

"Mick. What's this?"

"Your eulogy. I'm reading it now because I'm not wasting it on a day you can't hear it."

"Have you gone mad?"

"Probably. Shut up and listen."

I read it. In a pub. To a man very much alive and very much uncomfortable.

I told him about the plank and how it was the best injury of my life. About the night he drove forty minutes in rain to help change a tyre. About how he rang every day for three months after my divorce and never once asked "Are you alright?" - just talked about football and weather, because he knew I didn't need a question. I needed a voice.

I told him he was the funniest man I'd ever known and his jokes were terrible and both things were true. That he'd been a better father than he thinks. That his wife's a saint and he knows it. That I'd have been a worse man without him.

He didn't look at me. Stared at his pint. Jaw tight. Doing that thing men do when the feelings arrive and they'd rather swallow glass than show it.

When I finished, long silence. Then he picked up his pint, took a sip, and said,

"You're paying for the next round. And the one after."

That was his answer. Perfect. Because Barry doesn't say "I love you too." He says "you're buying."

But in the car park, he hugged me. Not the quick back-pat. A real one. Thirty seconds. Neither let go first.

And he said quietly into my shoulder, "Don't read that again at the real one. I want new material."

Who would you write a eulogy for - while they're still here?

Don't wait. The flowers can't hear. The box doesn't laugh. Say it now. At the pub. Over a bad cup of tea. You'll feel ridiculous.

They'll look uncomfortable. It'll be the most important thing you've ever done.

Read them the speech while they can still hug you in the car park.”

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[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

[thememedaddy]

[cattysapien]

god I miss dandadan before this latest arc fr. The fact that everyone is collectively not super into it rn makes me sad. and like I can handle drama and stupidity happening as long as things are fast paced, but tatsu is moving things at a glacial fucking pace for like. no damn reason. and on top of that he keeps taking these month long breaks. like what do u mean, dawg.

[atelier-tamamoland]

"you cannot have a category of person that stops being a person or everyone that someone wants to get rid of is going to end up being put in that category" and other really fucking obvious and basic observations that everyone ignores in favor of putting people they want to get rid of into a category they think makes them stop being a person

[kingdeath000]

day 1 oc creation: bad childhood, homosexuality

day 15: oral fixation

day 35: favorite color is blue

[tulipseason]

a canceled tv show is a kind of dead wife

[gracemsandak]

I think about her all the time

[laughconfetti]

no context needed

[ai-wa]

Parade

[thebonewitch]

At the end of the day, my thoughts on job hunting are that it's incredibly stupid how every fiber of our current socioeconomic structure is screaming that you MUST have a job and nothing else matters because you MUST be working and that's the only thing of true importance so never forget that you MUST have a job, and I'm like damn okay so I'd like a job, can I have one? And the answer is No

[thisisradioactive]

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

[rattusrattus3]

Got an ad from the Conservative Party of Alberta (🤮) while watching EAH but I feel like it backfired in the most perfect way???

Like it basically went ‘this Democrat.. evil Avi….he wants to ban the pipelines 😡 and cut down oil and gas production 😡 and raise taxes (on corporations and billionaires to improve social services/affordable housing/ tuition free education)😡 and he wants Naheed Nenshi to be the next premier !!!!😡😡😡”

like okay ! Amazing !!!!!! Get this man in office NOW !!!! I agree with all of it tf???

Conservative Party of AB is full of ghouls . Get Danielle the fuck out and elect Avi Lewis , he sounds amazing ????

[userfish]

Megan should be allowed to kill one man a day at this point

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg