I Love My Cat And Wife

These are my thoughts

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[lesbian-moon-gf]

I will ☝🏾however eat after this edible hits

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Lesbians in my phone.. i took the weed that turns you into a cat. Y'all help, my paws are too little helP

[lesbian-moon-gf]

I will ☝🏾however eat after this edible hits

[blackdyke]

fat girl: a zine for fat dykes and the women who want them

[shithowdy]

hey now

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[ravioliet]

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[punk1tty]

They clocked him

[spidersinmysoup]

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[liebelesbe]

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[willgrahamscock]

Are you anti-kink, or did I miss something about that post you reblogged earlier? Would like to know so I can unfollow you if our opinions diverge.

this is worse than getting anon hate

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

no more nuanced takes guys from now on I will write posts like this:

kink good. harm real life? separate. harm real life bad.

[boringkate]

But if it was a GIRL hanging out the passenger side of her best friend's ride trying to holla at me then I might feel differently...

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings