Cozy Red Blanket

wisdom and commentary from a girl. wrapped up in her own thoughts. and a cozy red blanket.

[polidics-deactivated20190402]

why the fuck is Sherlock Holmes’ brother named Microsoft 

[marauders4evr]

No. No. No. Wrong. His name isn’t Microsoft. That would be ridiculous. His name’s Minecraft.

[dreaming-jaybird]

actually no, its Mitochondria 

[thedisc0urse]

the powerhouse of Great Britain

[gingerrobotskeleton]

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

[procrastinatingbard]

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

[ink-and-roses]

This is never not funny

[earloffabulousness-deactivated2]

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

[clarityandchaos]

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

[uncontested-poss-deactivated201]

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

[fuck-benedict]

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

[the-treble-deactivated20160823]

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

[chronically-ill-dandy]

Welcome to the house i share with 30 people.  My 4x4 foot square of space has been vacuumed for your visit.

[8gay-deactivated20150611]

"If a gay couple calls the police, an officer may refuse to help them if interacting with a gay couple violates his religious principles. State hospitals can turn away gay couples at the door and deny them treatment with impunity. Gay couples can be banned from public parks, public pools, anything that operates under the aegis of the Kansas state government.”

[sp2009to2015]

is this fucking 1952

[valntinemorgenstern]

The Great Unanswered Question:

What the hell happens to every country on the planet that isn’t the US in YA dystopias

[hungrylikethewolfie]

#maybe all ya dystopian futures are just highly localised#and every other country is busy doing their thing#’do you think the US will be attending the olympics this year?’#’I don’t know; I think they still have that hell-portal open’#’I’ll put them down as a maybe’ (via archnemeton)

[taco-bell-rey]

Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.

and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.

[pibbleton]

When a British teacher asks you to do something, sometimes it leads to adventures!

[obfuscobble]

Let’s go adventuring!

[laughingsquid]

Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ

[lunapics]

This is the best friend a person could ever have.

[lexanlexout]

The last one is the best, hands down.

[eldritch-asmr]

All these mermaid posts are fantastic and all, but you know what other half human creature I’d like to see?

Centaurs.

Chubby pony centaurs.

Big buff Clydesdale centaurs.

Graceful deer bodied centaurs.

African centaurs with zebra or antelope bodies.

Native American centaurs with Appaloosa and pinto horse bodies.

Centaurs!

[lackofa]

I did the thing. Gonna do a full-size upload later

[imgfave]

[snarkay]

science.

[projectwk]

i think my brain just exploded

[freebatchisthenewjohnlock]

science side of tumblr, please explain

[ceruleanlunacy-deactivated20140]

Air on bottom go woosh. Air on top go woosh. Air on front go woosh. Little plane stay still.

[rotg-lovah]

Thanks science side of tumblr

[felt-you-slip-my-mind]

Going to run an experiment. This post will have 0 tags. I want to see how many people it can reach just through the dash alone. Reblog when you see please :)

[liatrisaster]

FOR SCIENCE

[avengethetardisandcastiel-deact]

SCIENCE

[krispycowboyphantom-deactivated]

[emilyblossom-deactivated2014042]

[iprobablydontcarethough-deactiv]

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

[backwardsorbust]

That is the sickest shit ever

[angelgotchie]

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

[hobnobbly]

[truefawn]

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything”

[romanovvidow]

Treat yourself the way you treat your favorite characters. Look into your back-story to understand your current plot. Sympathize with yourself. Recognize your flaws, and appreciate your strengths. Defend yourself. Cheer yourself on when you go into battle. Appreciate every relationship you make and always look for hidden potential. You’re the protagonist in your story. You’re the main character. You’re the hero.

Treat yourself like one.

[mercurybastard]

Wow, I loved that new movie that came out near the end of November!

You know, that one with the awesome loner female lead with a swell braid in her hair

The one who was associated with a certain element

And had an optimistic little sister she loved a lot

I especially loved the part where her dress transformed into a different 

dress

Oh, but let’s not forget the great male characters!

Like the sweet blonde guy

And the stern but handsome brunette

Yeah, it was such a great and unique film!

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