𝐀 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒
(a collection of prompts from the Netflix TV show “A Series of Unfortunate Events”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
"There's nowhere to run."
"You are in big trouble!"
"You drank all of my wine."
"Well, good luck with that."
"I want to complain anyway."
"I'd rather jump off a cliff."
"Do you think we can trust (name)?"
"Remarkable woman. Flammable."
"First impressions are often wrong."
"What am I supposed to do with this?"
"That man's villainy knows no bounds."
"I'm having a very terrible childhood right now."
"Oh, yes, I am. It says so on my business cards."
"Didn’t your parents teach you anything?"
"It is the rules, and one must always follow the rules."
"Don't you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?"
"I have you cornered, (name), and I have no mercy."
"I am married to the sea, but my girlfriend is a large lake."
"You try loading a harpoon gun without ruining a manicure."
"It's a catastrophe. It's unprecedented. It's off-book, it's unfortunate."
"You really think one kind act will make me forgive you all your failings?"
"Hold on a moment. We can't simply burn people at the stake whenever we want. We're civilized people."
"Does this seem like a nightmare? A bad dream? Because that’s the effect I was going for."
"Unless you are a murderer or a taxidermist, it is rare to have actual skeletons in your closet as opposed to metaphorical ones."
"You know, they say holding a baby can make all these deep, primal parenting instincts kick in. I don't see it."
