glitchy

i choose you!

[zubatz]

➤ we're the glitch club! we're a DID system of likely well over 300. we dont necessarily have a host and if youre ever unclear on who made a post, ask!

➤ collectively, pronouns are it/its

➤ body is 20, white, tme, and disabled

➤ taken (9/27/18) ❣️❣️

➤ we tag triggers! if you need something tagged shoot us an ask!

[zubatz]

insta messages are working again

[zubatz]

FACEBOOK IS FUCKING? GONE? ITS JUST GONE?

[liquidstar]

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

[insomniac-arrest]

he hold gun like this

[bill-nye-official-blog]

those guns are two women

[silver-tongues-blog]

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

[kihaku-gato]

[anotherpapercut]

all video games should have a "I'm shit at video games but I'm curious about the story and I don't want to watch a let's play" mode

[anotherpapercut]

I am

[anotherpapercut]

I made this post because I am disabled and no matter how much I practice there are some games I will never be able to play because I physically cannot move my fingers the way you have to and the responses to this post from other disabled people, people who grew up unable to play video games, and people who just aren't very good at them has been extremely enthusiastically positive, while people who apparently can't conceive of the idea that some people will never be good at gaming condescendingly comment, tag or send me asks telling me to try easy mode or to get good despite the fact that the feature I'm describing already exists in some games and mods. if you're part of the latter group, consider that some of us can not ever be good at video games and we still deserve to be able to participate and have fun

[autisticbisexualemaskye]

YEAH theres a post that was going around thats like. there are too many pride flags and it’s a symptom of capitalism and consumerism and im like idk man i think maybe the teenager on tumblr makin the genderfae pride flag is not an agent of capitalism i think maybe they are just having fun

[autisticbisexualemaskye]

like u could say u dont find microlabels helpful and dont want to use them it doesnt have to be that deep its fine

[chronicallyseveralthings]

important advice I have heard regarding mobility aids:

1) If they help, you should use them.

2) they wont help if you don’t need them, so if they are helping…you need/should use them…

3) the world is way too ableist. Just because you are young or *can* get by without one doesn’t mean you *should*.

[zubatz]

nose pierced

(it/fae/pup/bun+)

[midvalkyrie]

On the 50th Anniversary of Scooby-Doo let us celebrate the musical group of goddesses known as the Hex Girls (x)

[butchflirt]

[ot3]

i need you all to promise me that you’re not going to hatewatch the mario movie in theaters and inadvertently make it a commercial success. i need you people to promise me this. i know this is what’s going to happen anyway but please for the love of god just be patient and pirate it

[catnippackets]

truly the end goal is not "my close friends aren't annoyed by me and it's all in my head, they're my friends and they love me", it's "sometimes I do annoy my close friends, just as the people I love most will also annoy me sometimes, because this is normal, and we will continue to stay friends, and they're not going to want to immediately cut me out of their life if I do something annoying once in a while"

[curlicuecal]

what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes

[curlicuecal]

fantasy culture where you have a different name for every role in your life and a true name that is extremely secret

[curlicuecal]

you don't get to know all of me

it's tuesday you only get to know sara

[curlicuecal]

you understand me to my soul

[faerph]

with spooky season approaching i would like to once again gently remind the rpc that

w*ndigo and sk*nwalkers are not generic cryptids and creatures and should not be treated as such! they are intrinsic to specific indigenous lore and should be treated with respect.

goblins and ghouls can quickly fall into antisemitic tropes so tread carefully and do your research!

a lot of stereotypical witch imagery can also fall into antisemetic tropes so once again tread carefully and do your research, ESPECIALLY if your witch character is meant to be jewish.

[the-fox-alive]

día de los muertos/the day of the dead isn’t Mexican Halloween and shouldn’t be treated as such

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

[despazito]

I want to be a house un-flipper. I want to buy expensive houses and make them look so shitty it devalues the entire neighbourhood

[wolverinequeen]

I did this. I wouldnt call it making it shitty, but some people have scoffed and said I “Redneck’ified” the neighborhood. I moved to a suburb in 2009, it’s not HOA thankfully but older people acted like it was. I got cops called on me for my lawn being too tall the week I moved in, like 8 inches and such and they continued to do this often for my grass and my dogs being “too stinky and an eye sore to their view”

I have asthma and can’t use a push mower. I don’t own a riding mower. I can’t mow my lawn timely. I’m also not gonna pay a company to mow here 2x a week. I have a relative mow the front portion of my yard a few times a summer and we call it good. I then rewilded the property so the native plants manage themselves, my backyard is a meadow now. I have lots of trees.

People stopped fussing about the lawn eventually and these old huffy folks eventually moved away. I got chickens, turkeys, quail, rabbits in the meantime. My place is a hobby farm. I planted crops and gardens. My yard isn’t immaculate but it’s okay. I have corn and watermelons growing in my front lawn. 

From then on, a neighbor turned a spare acreage across the street into pasture and got a pair of donkeys. A herd of feral guineas roams the whole neighborhood. I’m the poultry lady here. A guy talked to me about turning his property for pigs recently. Someone on another street turned extra lots they bought into a meadow for their herd of goats right in the middle of the suburb. On the other side of the neighborhood someone has horses in a nice big field. At the road entrance to the neighborhood, the first house you see is another hobby farm of a couple dogs, a 4 wheeler,  some really happy kids and chickens. And their house is really beautiful too.  

All of this because I stopped mowing my lawn regularly when I moved in.  

It’s truly a thing of beauty and the homes are getting more affordable! Because someone in a local fb group complained a few months ago about it “I can’t sell a house here for the highest I want to because of all these places here! This used to be a decent neighborhood!” 

You don’t have to make things downright shitty. You just have to stop mowing your lawn regularly. 

[ramblingandpie]

Goals.

[memewhore]

[cannilyuncanny]

Tweet by @/ksteeno in response to the headline by The Verge that says, “Instacart is firing every employee who voted to unionize.” The tweet reads, “If you are like me and have an annual membership, you can call and have them refund you for your unused months remaining. 1-888-246-7822. They ask for the reason for the cancellation, make sure you say it’s because of this.” End ID

[creepyjirachi]

link to the source

additional article by the united food and commercial workers international union, and one by CBS news

[natalieironside]

The threat level is currently at “hootin” but if present trends continue then it may progress to “hollerin” at any moment