Dad Simulator 2012

Jay, professional Trash goblin - Autistic with an interest in snakes and games - BiroAce Trans Dude (He/Him) - 22

[just-shower-thoughts]

As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise

[kaleighbytheway]

When my parents were fighting for custody, I was old enough to have a say, so they put me under oath to assure I was being honest with my feelings. Using my best serious face, knowing what was coming, when offered the bible to swear on, I requested to swear on the secretary’s hole punch, “because it’s far more honest. It says it’s going to punch a hole, and it does, best God I’ve seen today.” My mom buried her face in her hands, my dad sighed and rubbed his forehead. The judge almost choked on his water before telling the bailiff “find this young lady a hole punch!”

[karadin]

San Jose councilman Lan Diep sworn into office with his Captain America Shield

[vladtheunfollower]

[fandomshatewomen]

This is a really cool fact, but it’s sad how women were routinely locked out of certain fields for so long

-mod c

[lierdumoa]

Okay now I’m super pissed this wasn’t included in the Beatrix Potter movie they made a while back starring Renee Zelwegger.

[the-tree-line]

the U.S. is a shitshow so let’s just make a new country and elect snakes as our leaders

[the-tree-line]

here’s my nomination

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lil-penguino]

Facts

[lovingexotics]

Baby Timber Rattlesnake Crotalus horridus Source: Here

[flyentology101]

(Bitis nasicornis) Rhinoceros viper 

[gifak-net]

[the-sapphic-raven]

[rustandruin]

This is easily one of my all time favourite covers.

[charlesoberonn]

There’re a lot of great details in this cover I didn’t notice at first.

The aspiring athlete in the yellow shirt, clearly inspired by Supes.

Superman’s shadow indicating he’s waving the crowd below

The guy in the white shirt and the mom waving Superman back.

The firefighter and the police officers doing Superman poses.

The firefighter is also saluting Supes.

The little girl in the cape crying tears of joy

The guy in the blue shirt seemingly hitting on Supes, telling him to call him

The guy in the white scarf making the letter ‘S’ in ASL with a thumb up

[phidippusregius]

pepper tries to woo peach…..bonus episode

highlights include peach’s “….anyway” and pepper looking to me for moral support.

[jumpingjacktrash]

aww good effort baby

[sirfrogsworth]

“I do not like the noodles of shame.”

[thesanctumcarnitious]

@rydaal

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[prokopetz]

“Just let people play whatever character classes they want!” is a fine sentiment, but some people take it so far as to talk like being concerned about party composition is strictly opposed to good roleplaying. Do y'all think bad party comp is something that wouldn’t be obvious from an in-character perspective? Like, have you never been involved in a group project, taken a look at the personalities and skill-sets involved, and gone “well, we’re doomed”?

[deepspacepirate]

Whenever someone says I’m kind and patient:

[trek-tracks]

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

[yangire-mun]

A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.

[demonbloodsausagedog]

Ya boi Rogers’ neighborhood

[whisperingknifes]

“You can’t see me” - Benji

[milwaukeeantifa-deactivated2018]

[the-explorers-journal]

Hid art. Made graffiti, smuggled out kids, hid people, preserved knowledge, and kept the truth out of the lies

[hungry-hungry-hobbit]

Not everyone is built to be a fighter. And that’s okay. A war isn’t won by the infantry alone. We need support in this trying time as the great beast called Facism rises. Don’t tolerate intolerance. Stay angry. Stay together. Stay smart.