you can't save everyone my friend, though you try.

Excelsior.

[anxietydaddy]

[bluefire-axolotl]

Boomers will be like “hurr durr gen z doesn’t know what a phone booth is” as if we didn’t all watch Maes Hughes die in one like four times.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Reading this post was like getting clocked with a metal bat.

[catchymemes]

That’s a deep… dock.

by Penzilla

Tumblr: @pennypenzilla

[onlytwitterpics]

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

???

[pitynotawidow-archive-deactivat]

this is my new favourite gif

i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

[whenwillthissadnessend]

Have you noticed her hair’s flying in the wrong direction?

[musiqchild007]

this is just all messed up

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.

[libramood-deactivated20170419]

me @ anxiety, anxiety @ depression, depression @ me 

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[the-indecorous-flower]

That’s how it gets you

[tradgothwillbyers]

This is so fucking ominous am I gonna die???

[fromchaostocosmos]

last xmas you gave me a heart

what the fuck am i supposed to do with a heart

also i’m jewish

[keyofjetwolf]

This may be the most @docholligay post in existence.

[seananmcguire]

I have several things I could do with the heart, assuming it’s been properly preserved.  Please send it my way.

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later

[hisnamewasbeanni]

It’s so tragic, they still had so much to do, so much to see

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[knitmeapony]

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

[bisexualbuddie]

gaten matarazzo and joe keery are adorable nerds

[defiantdonut]

schools should realize that intelligence and memory are not the same fucking thing

[magicfolk]

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy

[viciere]

ok but did he deliver

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

of course 

[thepsychoticfuckingbiotic]

OH MY GOD

[shameshack]

Kill me

[jasper-rolls]

#‘killing him slowly’ how do you kill him faster

[arielenhasarrived-deactivated20]

reblog to kill him faster, like to kill him slowly

[secretly-a-jedi]

everyone, please, go. go and have sex with every one of your friends so they know you accept them completely

[pardonmewhileipanic]

[corneliusmann]

[surprisebitch]

pancakes are made of eggs omfg