Plant Killer

[tiktoks-repost]

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

Mission Accomplished, We Got Him.

[michaelnothing]

"IDONTIDONTGITIT!"

[kruskal-wallis-deactivated20240]

Had to share these comments

[pompadorkery]

Sonata, but "kidnapped" by a certain mercenary group~

His hair and horns grow out and he’s a sad boy :)

[slitherpunk]

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

[jessbeeandthehive]

bro, you wouldn't use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing... right bro?

[titkoks]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Congratulations! That's the worst anyone has ever done it!

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

wtf were you gonna say

[redhotarsenic]

Please respect my privacy

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

my deepest apologies

[redhotarsenic]

I forgive you

[redhotarsenic]

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

[countessofbiscuit]

i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens

[rhys-ravenfeather]

[fallen-gravity]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it

[memeguy-com]

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

[sharkpilot]

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

[catchymemes]

[cryptotheism]

What even are tumblrs nsfw rules anymore

[sic-semper-hominibus]

go nuts, show nuts, but watch out

[ampervadasz]

[sir-dominus-emeritus-deactivate]

Sometimes all it takes it one somebody to be different and not give a fuck. The don’t give a fuck will catch on. Stop hiding your kink and who the fuck you are, somebody out there needs your example.

[aflo]

what the fuck are you talking about

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

one of the best additions to any post

[detectivegargoyle-deactivated20]

Tumblr in a couple of days

[detectivegargoyle-deactivated20]

Hey everyone who thought this, guess what

[noctude]

hi thanks for helping me get half credit on an assignment i didnt want to do

HEY????????

[girlbi-deactivated20220618]

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

[starrylysaa]

[buttchan]

[ukulelekatie]

[puddox]

[oneswordstyle]

Lil rascal

[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"