mad mage sparklefart the horrid

obnoxious evil twink wizard. he/it

[victusinveritas]

[wizardliving]

[druggonaut]

Ok so these wizard memes are just going to get more unhinged and illegal with time. I'm having too much fun with my wizard template stock.

[swagbatical]

"We be out here straight smoking lead. Shit hubble bubble telescopes in trouble. I'm seeing dimensions between the shadows and tasting tomorrow on my breath"

Two villagers watch me fall on my face twitching

"Did he say he was smoking lead?"

"I think he did yeah"

"Aren't they the court wizard?"

"More than just the court wizard, I'm teaching the wolves how to roll cigarettes"

They look down at me. I have 3 pupils in my left eye and am sweating purple.

"I think he's possessed"

"I hope he's possessed"

[itsmissing]

design comm for a flatwoods mage for @specterpants

[wizardlung-deactivated20250925]

[divinefleshmage]

but it does help :P

[dumbpuppyfag]

can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

[creature-wizard]

"But I need generative AI to help me with witchcraft-" No, you just suck at witchcraft. Sorry, but that's literally all there is to it. If you were actually studying techniques, and actually using your senses and mind to truly observe and comprehend the world around you, you would not need generative AI to tell you what to do.

[labdynastes]

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

[lilou-the-world-builder]

[electricmeatorchestra-deactivat]

From u/Head_Judgment5612 on r/Wizardposting

[evilknightoathbreaker]

just broke another one of my undying oaths. im going to say this on the subject, and let it be known that i mean it from the bottom of my blackened, ancient heart; whoopsie daisy.

[cumshroom]

Broke Skeleton War Ethics: is it morally acceptable to preserve the bones of fallen soldiers on the (unconsecrated) grounds that they be used next year? Effectively immortal but only to do vicious battle in unending cycles for the rest of the conceivable afterlife?

Or do soldiers deserve the peace that is having their bones burned and moving on from this stage in existence as recompense for their servitude in war.?

Woke Skeleton War Ethics: is it morally okay to store the Ghosts of your undead army in Yuor Pussy

[dungeon-vault]

[transcribepaige]

HEY WIZARD TUMBLR, I MADE YOU A TTRPG;

Have you ever wanted to be a bunch of reality-jumping WIZARDS with your friends and mess around causing (and sometimes solving) absurd and ridiculous Problems in equally absurd and ridiculous WORLDS?

WIZARDSWORLDS by SwankyFlea

Quick, silly TTRPG about WIZARDS in WORLDS. Cause, sometimes solve, Problems.

I made a two-page TTRPG about playing as WIZARDS who have to deal with all sorts of Problems across all sorts of strange WORLDS; luckily, you have three schools of spells to help you; Weird spells, Wild spells, and Wacky spells. Hopefully that's enough, because for some reason, all of your spells seem to cause more problems than they solve...

This is my first time writing a TTRPG, so if anyone ends up playing this, I would LOVE to hear about it! Feedback is very much appreciated

This game was originally inspired by Wizard Tumblr and all of its shenanigans, and in fact the 'tags' system is a holdover from when this was called WIZARDS OF THE TUMBLRVRS, so of course I felt like I had to share it here ;3

now go be WIZARDS, you fools!

[divinefleshmage]

username update 🔥🐺

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

I'm getting into more advanced biomancy. I recently turned someone into a possum with no transmutation magic

[divinefleshmage]

hell yeah brother