.°ZzomBreeZe°.

🔥 Just a gal who's obsessed with zombies, horror, hot sex, and general awesomeness 🔥

[soundsofmyuniverse]

F.R.I.E.N.D.S + Christmas.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[daily-showerthoughts]

Bob’s Burgers is just Regularbob Regularpants

[funny-thoughts]

In horror movies you always summon demons by speaking latin. This is probably why it’s a dead language, it fucking killed everyone that spoke it

[zzombreeze]

Seriously tho.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Millennials hating on fortnite and kids doing fortnite dances is the first step in their inevitable transformation into the grumpy older generation that hates whatever younger people enjoy and insists their version was better

[zzombreeze]

Seriously tho.

[ruinsmami]

2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

[thepersonalquotes]

https://www.instagram.com/thepersonalquotes/

[timsutton]

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

[showerthoughtsofficial]

It feels like the 90s ended on September 11, 2001. It’s like on that day, someone flipped a switch and the entire world felt completely different.

[showerponderings]

“Back when cocaine was an ingredient in Coca Cola, a Jack & Coke must have been a REALLY potent drink.”

— http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1536644415

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[biggy84]

Fucking truth yo

[littleone0505-deactivated202407]

What they said

[makingmyinvisiblevisible]

You know you have a chronic illness when…

No matter how hard you try you can’t avoid a flare up…

[warriorgoddesswriting]

Why Do You Hide?

“Why do you hide your illness?”

Maybe it’s because people don’t even believe me when I tell them I’m sick.

Maybe it’s because I can feel people become uncomfortable when I talk about it.

Maybe it’s because I’m tired of having to disclose extremely personal medical information to random people. 

Maybe it’s because I’ve had doctors doubt me. 

Maybe it’s because I’ve had people I love doubt me. 

Maybe it’s because I’m looked down upon when I need help.

Maybe it’s because of all of the times it’s been implied that I’m just not trying hard enough to get better.

Maybe it’s because it’s easier to pretend I’m okay than it is to explain that I am in fact in pain this very minute even though I’m out of the house because if I didn’t do anything every time I was in pain I would literally never do anything because I am in pain every minute of every day.

Maybe it’s because I’ve had my sanity questioned when I try to open up.

Maybe it’s because I’m terrified of the harassment I would face if I identified myself as disabled.

Maybe it’s because I know you’ll never understand unless you experience it (and I would never want you to).

Maybe it’s because I’m so freaking sick of hearing the judgment in healthy people’s voices. 

Maybe it’s because society has made me feel that disabled people are lesser than able-bodied people.

Maybe it’s because I don’t feel important enough for anyone to care.

Maybe it’s because I feel like nobody would want to be around me if they knew how bad things really are.

[tittyblaster8000]

reblog if ur a real ice eater

[tittyblaster8000]

keep rebloggin fake ice eaters r gettin mad

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[sleepy-lil-princess]

For real tho

[best-shower-thoughts]

Eating is crazy. You put food in a cavity where you smash it with 32 bones then a meat tentacle pushes it down into a pool of acid WTF (source)

[daily-showerthoughts]

When a boy is born they break a chain of women giving birth to women that extends back to the dawn of our species.

[zzombreeze]

Wo.