「“You’re not gonna get away with leeeading me oooon!!”」
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-「 TW 」┆「 Slight spoilers for G1 cartoon and some of the IDW comics that have Skywarp involved/mentioned(?), violence (mainly towards Starscream), Skywarp bullying his conjunx (aka you) with his pranks, etc… 」
-「 CW 」┆「 Not much, honestly?? Some of the deceptions (mainly the seekers) being mentioned but not really looked into(?), etc… 」
-「 Notes 」┆「 Skywarp using she/him pronouns interchangeably , reader being a fellow decepticon (up to interpretation on their rank), (by association) the reader is also a cybertonian, English is my second language so expect some spelling mistakes, etc… 」
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-Before you both officially became each other’s conjunx endura, Skywarp made it obvious that he liked you. For example, he often collects random junk he find and of course, he can’t just simply keep it anywhere! So, as a result, he often teleports to your location and temporarily lends you his haul for safe keeping! Sometimes, he oh-so-conveniently finds himself leaving at least one of his precious items with you.
-To get out of the way, Skywarp isn’t the sharpest spark in the energon flow, and that’s being nice about it. Even Megatron isn’t spared from his stupidity, often having to give basic order to the purple seeker. Because of this, he causes trouble for you even if she doesn’t mean to; however, she makes it up by pampering your faceplate with many kisses!.. yes, he’s trying to charm his way out of it, can you tell?
-Skywarp’s love language is quality time and acts of service. At first, you might think, ‘Aw, he’s going to help me carry my trash into the incinerator!’ and that’s where I’m going to have to stop you. To start off, even if she does something for you, don’t expect it to be free. As soon as he’s done, he’s going to ask for a kiss in return. This, by itself, is fine. The issue is that whenever you do try to kiss her, she just teleports a couple steps away and now you gotta chase her down in order to smooch em.
-Now, obviously, Skywarp is very loyal to you. He trust and adores you after all! Due to how much he cares for you, Skywarp automatically will beat Starscream up if he even mentions your designation in a middle of one of their fights with each other. Ah, but no need to worry, Thundercracker will often separate the two, attempting to break them up while reminding the two that Megatron will get annoyed if they make a ruckus… again..
-Let’s be honest, no matter how much Skywarp loves you, you aren’t going to be spared from his pranks— so please, for the love of primus himself, triple check your surroundings. She makes sure to at least prank you twice a day, it’s basically built into her processors at this rate!
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「 “She’s literally the emo girl of my dreams, man!!” 」
ིྀ 「 “ Only I understand you. ” 」 ིྀ ︴꒰՞ °ᗝ°՞꒱.ᐟ.ᐟ
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- ིྀ 「 TWs 」 ིྀ ︴ ིྀ 「 “ Possible Spoliers since it will mention the yeast beast chapters + beast domain, FOK being ooc because there’s still not much information about him given to us yet, FOK being incredibly codependent on the reader, slight jealousy and clinginess, technically some yandereism(?), Corruption(?) aka he’s turning evil, very short + vague writing , this is loosely based on @stell9988 ‘s fount x y/n dynamic so credits to em!!, and etc.. ” 」 ིྀ
- ིྀ 「 CWs 」 ིྀ ︴ ིྀ 「 “ FOK, SMC sorta also being there vaguely?? Idk… ” 」 ིྀ
- ིྀ 「 NOTEs 」 ིྀ ︴ ིྀ 「 “ @mspurpl3 requested for a part 2 of my FOK hcs but it’s during his mid-corruption. Sorry that it’s not that good, I had to just freestyle it since we don’t really know much about how exactly the Fount got corrupted. ” 」 ིྀ
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「 Yandere(?) / Romantic HCs 」
-Often times, whenever you two are hanging out together, the Fount of Knowledge often ask you some.. odd question. For example, he’ll ask if you prefer harsh truths or sweet lies.
-Regardless of what you do or don’t say, he smiles, almost seeming like he’s.. happy.
-Sometimes, when you’re brushing his hair, you notice that it’s melting slightly and sticks to you instead of the brush.
-Fount has always been clingy, often yearning for your return whenever you have to do something; however, recently, he’s gone out of his way to accompany you.
-This, in itself, is not odd. What is odd is that he begins to neglect whatever duties he has, letting his subordinates handle the average cookie’s questions.
-Once he has to return to his duties, he’ll basically clinging to you, looking at you with a sadden expression. “Come see me again, okay?”, he’ll pled, almost urge you to indulge in his presence. “I’ll be waiting, my beloved..”
-For the rest of the day, the virtue was seen sulking.
- ིྀ 「 TWs 」 ིྀ ︴ ིྀ 「 “ Possible Spoliers since it will mention the yeast beast chapters + beast domain, FOK being ooc because there’s still not much information about him given to us yet, FOK being somewhat codependent on the reader, some light jealousy and clinginess, hints to some yandereism, very short + vague writing , this is loosely based on @stell9988 ‘s fount x y/n dynamic so credits to em!!, and etc.. ” 」 ིྀ
- ིྀ 「 CWs 」 ིྀ ︴ ིྀ 「 “ FOK and the other virtues being mentioned, SMC sorta also being there vaguely?? Idk… ” 」 ིྀ
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「 Courting / Romantic HCs 」
-At first, the virtue didn’t pay much attention to you. After all, to him, you were just an ordinary cookie that he ran into every now and then when you went to his sermons. However, he notice something.. you didn’t seemed to ask anything of him, nothing at all. That… confused him. Eventually, he found himself starting to think about you even when he was focusing on his duties. He just always.. wanted to be around you? Even when he was sad, you just seemed to be there to comfort him. It was only after he noticed that his souljam began to tease him that he realized that he liked you.
-After that, something just switched in him.
-You’re going somewhere? He follows you unprompted. He’s having a bad day? He goes to you for comfort. Both are you are free? He sends you a letter asking you to come over. You two are taking a stroll together? He leans closer and holds your hand while rest his head on your shoulder. It’s become so common for him to do this in public that other cookies just assumed you both were married or at least engaged to each other. Even the other virtues thought you were together!
-Sometimes, when you have to leave him alone, he lets out a small sigh before pulling you into a tight hug with a pout. “Must you go?”, He’ll ask as if he wants all of your attention. But, unlike SMC, he’ll eventually let go and just hope that you return soon enough. When you do come back, the stars in his hair seem to brighten up a bit!
-He just wants you to spoil him a lot.
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ིྀ 「 “You're my favorite cookie, Fount of Knowlege! So, if you ever feel overwhelmed, you can just come to me and hold real tight!” 」 ིྀ -Fount’s Muse.
ིྀ 「 “Ah…, you’re my favorite too.. so, please stay by my side. ” 」 ིྀ -Fount of Knowledge…(?)
The x reader community and their mistreatment of the transmasc community
Okay I know I’ve already made a post about this but it’s actually pissing me off.
It’s clear that many people who write transmasc have either never actually met one in their life or they fetishize them really badly.
The fetishization of trans people in this community is something that’s so utterly DISGUSTING. It makes me sick.
People seem to think that a majority of us like being feminized or being boiled down to what’s in between our legs at the moment.
I can’t say for everyone but I don’t like getting my crotch referred to as a “Boypussy.” Or anything else in the manner.
You guys genuinely think you could just do a female reader and then slap he/him pronouns on it instead and call it transmasc?
No.
We look to these tags as a safe space. To feel seen and to feel valid in a world where coming out could mean getting hurt or even dying. Where coming out means that we could no longer have a support system or not even a family anymore.
And to see this watered down and heavily sexualized version of our community and even ourselves is like telling us that safe space doesn’t exist. That we are not real men (Which we are.) and even that we’re not even human at all.
I’m asking you to think next time. When you’re writing out the same things that I am talking about. Think about how DEHUMANIZING and DYSPHORIC that must feel for a trans person to read your shit and feel like their identity, WHAT THEY WERE BORN TO BE, What ALWAYS has been there in their soul, is just one big fetish.
How do you think the (fem) monkeys would handle their stupid hubby (and their baby)?
PS, by stupid I don’t mean they’re not smart, more or less that they’re derpy? Aka, not the type to think, daydreaming often, having bilateral exotropia ( aka, both eyes looking away from each other ), a wobbly + wide smile, etc..
Like imagen that after Sun Wukong finish giving birth, she’s staring at her kid who looks identical to her stupid husband (minus the tail cuz y’know, monkey genes).
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“Awe, he’s so small!!”
“Where is his fur…?”
The Disrespect!!!🤣😲😆Also, I'm sorry for being late to the party😅😅😅
(Lmk Wukong) You......every single one of her cubs looks exactly like you. Wukong would be a bit pouty like she's the one that spends months carrying all those newborns. Instead, all her little peach cubs took on her hubby's genes, not to mention they have your long, fluffy fur, but eventually, she's becomes happy because they look like you. On a brighter note they cubs definitely have everything from her sunny personality to her cheery smiles😁, as for braincells well.....their babies so😅
(MKR Wukong) Pffffff yeah she is pissed looking at her cubs, after months of pregnancy and hours of labor her cubs look nothing like her. Like seriously did her genes even try it's like they all got their asses kicked by your genes. Wukong got extremely frustrated, all her cubs look just like you not even her daughters had her looks. Wukong would grumble over it for a few hours but she definitely happy that her cubs were healthy. As for their personalities, they all have her resting b*tch face and their tempers show when she takes to long to feed them😆🤣
(HIB Wukong) She'll be just as grumpy as MKR Wukong would be, like seriously it looks like her DNA didn't bother at all. They are all have long fuzzy fur and they all have your fur color, not to mention they were surprisingly chubby. However the cubs even though they cried loudly at first they all have bored or tired expressions. Not to mention some of the cubs get annoyed with loud noises and don't like to be bothered. They all just had to have her personality, just freaking great😮💨
(NR Wukong) She Squeal so happy-go-lucky and cheerfully, because all her fluffy little cubs look like her favorite person you😊 she instantly loved every single one of her newborns. They cubs were all extremely fluffy, and had your fur color and facial expression. they sure had a lot of energy for cubs that were recently born and they are loud and vocal, and they were basically all over the place Like their mama. Wukong would be esthetic about her cubs being like her personality wise, she loves them and you so much🥰🥰🥰
(Netflix Wukong) Her jaw dropped when she got to see her beautiful cubs, all of them looking like you!!!! Those chubby little cubs were all giggling and smiley and very clingy like you would be. She would pout of course because her cubs didn't get a chance to be blessed with her good looks, however they got to your pretty cute face which is just as much of a blessing😉 She became even prouder of them when they shot a laser into the roof. Just like they're mama😉
(BMW Wukong) Chunky Feral little cubs they are dispite looking exactly like you. Wukong's pride like her pelvis was shattered because none of her cubs have her looks, especially her daughters that also look exactly like you. She's outraged and is definitely making a big old show about it, but at the end she loved every single one of her babies, however not all was lost. The cubs quickly became unpredictable and mischievous, not to mention they all seen to love biting things especially people😈
(Destined one) The Destined one would find it interesting that her cubs that were in her womb for months, came out looking completely like you. She would pout a bit but she mostly finds it funny how they look like you, but act just like her. Seriously all the cubs are super quiet and borderline mute in a way, and well behaved just like their mama. It's also a bit strange when they seem to have her serious expression too but at the same time it wouldn't be a surprise😑
(Lotmk Wukong) Her eyes would sparkle in astonishment the second she sees her newborns. They look like you and that would bring tears of joy in her eyes. All her cubs are bright eyed and had beautiful long fur, and they were so social and friendly. She loves them all so much, however they are kinda protective of you both. The cubs also seem to have nasty temper whenever they feel threatened or hungry, so at least they got something from her🤭
Hello! If you don’t mind, can you do Fox spirit (Huli Jing/Kitsune) reader and Sun Wukong (preferably LMK) where the reader enjoys to hold tails with Sun Wukong (up to you if the relationship is established or not).
Just felt like it would be such a cute idea to see in your writing style which I love with all my soul（‐＾▽＾‐）!!
Slight lore spoliers down below 4
The Monkey King 2014 movie.
(I really miss Ruxue and Sun Wukong’s relationship in The Monkey King 2014. She’s basically his childhood friend n first love who ended up dying by the demon bull king in the end, she was such a cutie which made me so sad:(!!)
Hope you like ૮꒰ིྀ˶꜆´˘`꜀˶꒱ིྀა Sorry for the delay
⪩. .⪨I learn from the best ⪩. .⪨
The golden evening breezes whispered through the leaves of flowering peach trees, spreading a sweet fragrance through the air. The sky was tinged with warm shades of orange and pink, reflecting in the calm waters of the lake, where the willows bent their branches as if they wished to caress the mirrored surface. Seated on a moss-covered rock, you intertwined your fluffy tail with Sun Wukong's, feeling the comforting warmth of his presence.
He let out a low chuckle, his eyes gleaming with a mix of amusement and tenderness. "You really like this, huh?" His voice had a playful tone, but you could feel the sincere affection behind the words.
With a mischievous smile, you pulled your tail closer, enveloping yourself even more in the softness of the intertwined tails. "Of course I do. Your tails are warm... and soft." You tilted your head, watching him with glimmering eyes. "And you never refuse."
Wukong scoffed, crossing his arms, but the small smile on his lips betrayed his attempt to feign disinterest. "Pff, as if I were that easy."
You laughed softly, pulling him closer with a slight movement of your tail. "You're easier than you think, Monkey King. I just need to do this..." You gently slid your fingertips over his tail, feeling the golden strands bristle under your touch.
Wukong immediately stiffened, his ears twitching like a startled rabbit’s. "Oi! That's cheating!"
"Oh?" You grinned, pressing your advantage. "I thought you were the great and mighty Monkey King, undefeated warrior, fearless trickster... But here you are, getting flustered over a little tail touch."
He narrowed his eyes at you, lips pursed. "I am NOT flustered."
"Then why are your ears turning red?" You teased, flicking the tip of his tail just to see his reaction.
With a dramatic groan, Wukong flopped onto his back, hands over his face. "I swear, you're worse than Buddha himself. He trapped me under a mountain, and here you are trapping me with—ugh—feelings."
You burst into laughter, leaning over him. "Oh, poor, poor Monkey King. So tormented by my affection. However will you survive?"
He peeked at you between his fingers, a sly grin creeping onto his face. "I dunno. Maybe if I had a little kiss, I’d regain my strength."
You gasped, dramatically placing a hand over your heart. "The audacity! Using my own tactics against me!"
"I learn from the best." He wiggled his eyebrows, clearly enjoying himself.
Rolling your eyes but unable to suppress a smile, you leaned in, brushing a soft kiss against his forehead. Wukong blinked in surprise before his entire face lit up with delight. "Hah! I knew it! You totally li—"
Before he could finish, you flicked his forehead, making him yelp. "That’s for being insufferable."
He rubbed the spot, pouting. "Not fair. I liked the first part better."
You simply shook your head, resting against him as the breeze carried the scent of peaches through the air. His tail wrapped around yours a little tighter, and despite all his theatrics, his hold was firm—like he never wanted to let go.
"Hey," he murmured after a moment, voice unusually soft. "You’re not gonna disappear on me one day, right?"
You looked at him, the playful glint in his eyes now tempered with something quieter, something real. You squeezed his tail against yours. "Not even if Buddha himself tried to trap me under a mountain."
Wukong grinned, tugging you closer. "Good. Because I think I really, really like this."
I’m so happy to see more Ruxue user cuz she’s such a cutie, ngl I fell in love immediately with the writing and no need to apologize, I’m fine with waiting! please understand how much I love em☆
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Maybe this is just me, but I thought reader was gonna pull on Wukong’s ears—that prob just me tho lol
“Oh, mister wolf, you want me to stay? But I fear we’ll regret it one day.”
IS THAT ME AND MR WOLF BY THE REAL TUESDAY WELD??
FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED!
Ahem, anyways—yeah, it was either “Me and Me wolf by The Real Tuesday Weld” or “The Day Before You Came by The Real Tuesday Weld”, so I ended up picking the first one. Happy to see someone knows their music:3!!
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small reminder NOT to harass anyone, especially voice actors. they are not responsible for this issue.
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if u dont acknowledge the fanfics u read, the writer won’t think anyone is actually taking the time to read their stuff, which makes our effort feel wasted and our passions feel worthless
Yo! Same anon who ask for the Elder Faerie Cookie x shitpost s/o HCs, I would like to be wordy with this one but this is just straight to the point so sorry about that!
Anyways, how about we do some Yeast Beast x shitpost s/o or maybe the dragons x shitpost s/o? Either way I love them both and I only ask for them to be separate since I can’t hardly keep up with more than one despite my love for them all
I've been doing the Beasts a lot, so have some dragons!
CW: Suggestive jokes (Pitaya Dragon Cookie)
You break their brain sometimes. You can say some of the craziest things with the straightest face and then walk away like nothing happened.
Once you remarked how you'd like to ride them, and they proudly said as long as you could hang onto their back, they'd let you. All you said was "oh, not from the back" and then turned and left.
It took Pitaya Dragon Cookie way too long to realize what you mean.
Longan Dragon Cookie didn't know what to expect when they began to date you, but this certainly wasn't it.
They don't really show it, but whenever you say something unhinged it makes them pause and give thought.
Sometimes they wish you would just. Be normal. They still love you though.
Lotus Dragon Cookie has definitely made a song or two out of your words. They like to tease you with it whenever you try and get the upper hand.
Surprisingly, they go well with your nature. They can bounce off of you very well!
Don't ask how many papers they have regarding what you've said.
Ananas Dragon Cookie?? Does not?? Get it??
Listen, they try very hard, but their pride gets in the way sometimes. Poor Pitaya Dragon Cookie has to explain it to them, and even then they don't get it.
They've learned to live with it, but man do they wish they understood.
These dragons are so beautiful it’s unreal, I just wanna hug them all(except that it’s kinda hard to do that, but never say never! Just wait a few more years).
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I made this request and it ended up so good, I love it so much! It's not what expected, but I love it either way! Make sure to give this person lots of love and support, they deserve it:D!
How about some Elder Faerie Cookie x shitpost s/o HCs?
Like a blunt yet simple s/o? For example: The reader only responds with one letter responses or short sentences (“Tired”, “Hungry”, “I want to sleep”, “It’s too cold”), small enough to be picked up by him, overly lazy/tired yet extremely hyperactive(E.I. Enjoys teasing yet hardly puts any effort into it), and just shitpost vibes in general since I think it be a fun concept!
No one really knows how you came to become the king's lover, only that you somehow managed to enchant him with your personality. Your blunt personality did well with his, even if you tended to only speak and respond simply.
Elder Faeire Cookie was the only one whom you ever really teased and made fun of, but even then, you don't really do it all too often. But it cracks a smile in your lover.
He adores how small you are, even if he doesn't say it. He loves gently scooping you up and taking off with you to his chambers, merely to cuddle. After a long day, it's a nice way for him to unwind.
It actually gets a small chuckle out of him whenever you laze around. He knows you could do anything you put your mind to, but to see you merely relax was amusing. Still, he does try and push you to do more.
With your small size, Elder Faeire Cookie often picks you and either walks or flies around with you. No one in the kingdom questions it.
He's able to clearly discern what you mean by your single words. It's really impressive.
I made this request and it ended up so good, I love it so much! It's not what expected, but I love it either way! Make sure to give this person lots of love and support, they deserve it:D!
I couldn’t get this out of my head, so I’m gonna leave it into your head>:)
Heya! Love your content, I hope you’re doing great today:) How about some SnakeFruit cookie x reader hcs? You can pick and choice if it’s yandere or not, I don’t feel that picky about it:D!
Btw, I’m gonna ramble a bit about how underrated SnakeFruit cookie is so be warned when reading down below!
It’s almost criminal how little content you find from them it’s insane, I cannot understand why or how they don’t have more attention, they deserve to praise and worshiped for just existing you don’t even understand it! Snake person is just so handsome, so beautiful, so talented, so magnificent, so amazing, so everything, it’s horrible how no one writes about snake person:(
Snake Fruit Cookie definitely hid their plans from you, purely because they knew you would object. They were in for a scolding of a lifetime after the whole event with Longan Dragon Cookie.
They hope to have you ascend to be a dragon with them one day! It's only fair that you join them in such power.
Sometimes you'll carry them around, purely because they know exactly what to say to get you to do so.
I love smug snake so much, you just don’t understand it /j
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I made this request and it ended up so good, I love it so much! It's not what expected, but I love it either way! Make sure to give this person lots of love and support, they deserve it:D!
